Chatterbox: Down to Earth

The other day in the newspaper's Good Morning column, I found some Christmas jokes. Here they are!

- Q. How long should a reindeer's legs be?  A. Long enough to reach the ground.

- Q. What did the ghost say to Santa Claus? A. I'll have a boo Christmas without you.

- Q. Where does a snowman keep his money? A. In a snowbank

- Q. Why are Christmas trees bad knitters? A. They are always dropping their needles.

- Q. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? A. Nothing. It was on the house. 

- Q. What did the Gingerbread man put on his bed? A. A cookie sheet.

- Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? A. Frostbite.

And my favorite:

Do you want to know a good holiday tip? Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all of the birds have gone south for the winter.

Does anyone have any other holiday jokes?

Thanks, Butterfly! These are great.

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