HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOLLUM!!!!

Chatterbox: Down to Earth

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOLLUM!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOLLUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know your birthday's not until tomorrow, but this probably won't be posted until then, so I'm doing it now.

But anyway, Happy Birthday!

submitted by Ivy
(September 12, 2013 - 11:43 pm)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOLLUM!!!!!!! *gives virtual cake* Hope you have an awesome birthday! Enjoy!

submitted by Blonde Heroines Rule, age ageless, Who Knows?
(September 13, 2013 - 1:23 pm)

Top!

submitted by Top
(September 13, 2013 - 4:23 pm)

I bet you know what's coming....

Hoppy birdy to thou!

Hoppy birdy to thou!

Hoppy birdy dear Golluuuuuuuuuum!

Hoppy birdy to thou!

And of course, from the Admin Impersonator Impersonator:

Many happy returns!

Oh, and have a cupcake from Red. And a lemming. Why not?

submitted by Ruby M., age 14, Somewhere
(September 13, 2013 - 10:51 pm)

Happy birthday Gollum!!! Lets eat pizza-pie to celabrate! ( What? I like pizza-pie!)

submitted by Lena A., age 9, in the B-day cake
(September 14, 2013 - 8:42 pm)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! *Virtual present* I hope it's a great one!!!

submitted by Theo W.
(September 14, 2013 - 9:01 am)

My pet Slime says "Squishy!"

submitted by Steve, age 9, Aether
(September 14, 2013 - 9:02 am)

Um, happy birthday, Gollum... sadly, I always picture you as unenthusiastic to comment on threads in the Chatterbox. Like when you said for your Hogwarts RP character her age was going to be "whatever everyone else's is" it sounded to me like you didn't really care, especially since you haven't returned...

submitted by Joe the Stickfiddler, age 14, Um Vortex
(September 14, 2013 - 9:25 am)

Um...that's a little rude.

submitted by Ivy
(September 15, 2013 - 11:56 am)

Point taken, Ivy. I was an impulsive, insensitive idiot. As I often am when I don't think.

Gollum, I apologize to you for saying (truly, though unfairly) that I think of you as a little boring and unenthusiastic on the Chatterbox. I will not make any such statement again about any CBer (though since I've told you truly now, regardless of how impolite it may be, what comes to my mind when I read your comments, you are welcome to return the favor and do the same to me).

submitted by Joe the Stickfiddler, age 14, Rudeness Vortex
(September 17, 2013 - 4:12 pm)

Um...that's a little rude.

submitted by Ivy
(September 15, 2013 - 11:56 am)

Thank you for all the kind wishes, everyone!

Also, in re JtS, I have returned, it's just been my first week of Middle School, and secondly, I don't tend to read character profiles in great detail because I end up knowing characters better anyway after reading several posts.  I am very enthusiastic about the Chatterbox.

submitted by Gollum, age 13!
(September 15, 2013 - 5:43 pm)

Happy Birthday Gollum!!! I hope you get tons of books!!! (that's what any bookworm would want, right?) And here is a virtual cake of your choice!!! 

submitted by Moss, age 12, Tardis
(September 14, 2013 - 11:47 am)

Happy two-days-belated birthday, Gollum! I hope one of your presents included a golden ring. Actually, I don't, sorry, since it would drive you out of your mind. Have a virtual cupcake instead, and many happy returns of the day!

submitted by Everinne, age 14, Meduseld
(September 14, 2013 - 2:37 pm)

Happy birthday, Gollum!  *hands over virtual Nerdfighter shirt* Here's your present.

submitted by Melody, age 15, Disney
(September 14, 2013 - 9:12 pm)

Happy Birthday, Gollum! I hope you had an awesome time celebrating! And you're 13 now, right? If so, WELCOME TO THE RELM OF TEENAGERS! :D 

submitted by Elizabeth, age 14, Germany
(September 16, 2013 - 3:10 am)