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So, World Domination!
So, World Domination!
Theo and I agreed that we need this thread. WORLD DOMINATION! We are utterly, utterly convinced, that in twenty years, a CBer will be world Dominator. The rest of us will be advisors and master of smaller, individual things. For instance, I should like to be weapon master, Childhood master (I shall invent my own Neverland!), or Keepr of all books. As to who will be supreme ruler, we're not sure. Our friends do not believe us, or see how a chatterbox based on a literary magazine can bring about World Domination, but believe me, it will! And when it happens, and our friends are staring around with dumbfounded expressions, we will simply grin wickedly at them, and they will plead for mercy (which we won't give) at their fault.
So, yeah, this is the World Domination Thread!
submitted by Blonde Heroines Rule, age ageless, Dominating the World
(May 2, 2013 - 12:29 pm)
(May 2, 2013 - 12:29 pm)
WHY!? It's back mail because I don't know Ruby. I love hacking!
(May 21, 2013 - 9:35 pm)
Okay, everyone! The time has come!
"'The time has come,' the Red said, 'to talk of many things, of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of cabbages and kings. And why the sea is boling and whether pigs have wings!"
We must gather our army together! List whatever you have:
-16,793,223,456 lemmings. We're back!
-the key to Enackra and everything affiliated with it
-the Yukarimobile! Mwa haha!
Aanndd... Yeah. I'll put more later.
Shoes: I shall provide all the supplies for your armies (like shoes) as soon as I get all the money i will ever need (in the would you rathers...)
Ships: Enackra's big enough to hold anything you've got, so ship (ha) your stuff to California and we'll send it through the gate to Enackra.
Sealing wax: Please make each of your army members sign a form that says "I promise to serve valiantly, not go AWOL (*cough, cough* SilverWing *cough, cough*), and not chicken out at the last moment" and put a seal on it in sealing wax.
Cabbages: We shall need some good cooks to cook our cabbage and other foodstuffs.
Kings: For the whole "who's leading this army" bit, please refer to the page on Chirp at Cricket for discussing that kind of stuff. We shall no kings, as this is not a monarchy.
Why the sea is boiling hot: Good question!
Whether pigs have wings: Depends on whether you're thinking about it at three in the morning or not.
(May 20, 2013 - 5:45 pm)
Mmm...you all have such interesting offers. I'm unsure just which team to be on, being an unbiased party, so whoever recruits me first can take me.
MY EXPERIENCE:
--Two years as part of ZNZ's world domination team--mass idea generator, jellybean lover, plan deviser, namer of things. I created a game-changing plan that helped lead ZNZ's team to victory! (aka Ima's team stopped posting on the thread). See here: http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/downtoearth/node/61369 This thread may prove to be an excellent resource to you.
(May 20, 2013 - 6:42 pm)
WriitngWarrior, you are ours! Who can turn down a fellow jelly bean addict? With a cunning mind like yours, and past experience, you would do well on our team!
(May 21, 2013 - 9:21 am)
I'm back!
I agree that CBers should take over the world. Just as long as we eliminate politics.
So that means we have pokemon on this side! (I choose Lugia!)
(May 22, 2013 - 4:53 pm)
You're on Red's side. Good pokemon to have!
(May 22, 2013 - 7:48 pm)
Adding to Red's army:
The Giant Squid of Anger
42 puppy-sized elephants
Grandpa Woodstock on his bicycle. Possibly accompanied by his bearded wife.
Spamster in his spamster cage says hiog. Also, 13 warthogs.
(May 22, 2013 - 6:20 pm)
I like what Blue Moon said about the pokemon. So let's have legendary. Everyone pick a lengendary! I want Ho-oh.
(May 22, 2013 - 7:50 pm)
Groudon!
(May 22, 2013 - 11:12 pm)
Good Pokemon Ruby! Groundon is super cool! We will soon have a army of Pokemon!
(May 24, 2013 - 1:00 pm)
I can't wait to see you lose BHR and Theo! WAHAHA! Give up now before my venasuar uses hyper and solar beam on your small small team. Remember you're still trapped!
(May 24, 2013 - 6:39 pm)
This is the 100th reply on this thread, so we should dominate the world using one hundred things. Put together a list!
1 of 100: A sick, sleepy and disoriented wizard
(May 25, 2013 - 4:55 pm)
HA! We need only one Pokemon to defeat your team! Steven, if you're not on a side yet, join the pokemon side (Red's side).
(May 25, 2013 - 6:07 pm)
You mean Steve, right?
And, hey, I have Oshawott! That's all you ever need!
(May 26, 2013 - 9:28 am)
2 of 100: Remlits. They're these cat things in Legend of Zelda that look like cats, but at night are DEADLY. They jump on you and attack you and lose you lives. :P
(May 25, 2013 - 7:59 pm)