Chatterbox: Down to Earth

The Bus-Twinkie Theorem of Awesomeness!

Okay, now that I've got your attention, I can properly explain myself. So, I was walking out of math one day con mi amiga, I said something about a Twinkie, and for some odd reason, she thought I was talking about buses. We got mildly confused, but I resolved to write a proof that would tell the world that a bus is a Twinkie. Or, at least, a bus full of kids.

The Bus-Twinkie Theorem of Awesomeness states that if a bus is full of kids, it is a Twinkie.

GIVEN: Bus A is full of kids.
PROVE: Bus A is a Twinkie.

1. Bus A is full of kids. (Given)
2. Kids like sugar. (Sugar Postulate)
3. Twinkies are made of sugar. (Definition of a Twinkie)
4. Kids like Twinkies. (Transitive Property of Objects)
5. Kids eat Twinkies. (Eating Property of Sugar)
6. Kids are Twinkies. (You Are What You Eat Theorem)
7. Bus A is full of Twinkies. (Substitution- 6 --> 1)
8. Bus A has eaten the Twinkies. (Getting In A Vehicle Constitutes Being Eaten By It Theorem)
9. Bus A is a Twinkie. (You Are What You Eat Theorem)

Then, I proceeded to prove that a yellow car was a Cheesewagon. (A Cheesewagon is a wagon full of cheese, or so states Ash.)

The Cheesewagon Theorem of Awesomeness states that a yellow car is a Cheesewagon.

Given: Car A is yellow.
Prove: Car A is a Cheesewagon.

1. Car A is yellow. (Given)
2. Cheese is yellow. (Cheese Color Theorem)
3. Car A is the same color as cheese. (Transitive Property of Properties)
4. A Cheesewagon is a wagon full of cheese. (Definition of a Cheesewagon)
5. A yellow car is equal to a round of cheese. (Corollary to the Cheese Color Theorem)
6.A Cheesewagon is a wagon full of yellow cars. (Substitution 3 -> 4)
7. A Cheesewagon ate the yellow cars. (Getting In A Vehicle Constitutes Being Eaten By It Theorem)
8. A Cheesewagon is a yellow car. (You Are What You Eat Theorem)
9. A Cheesewagon is Car A. (Substitution 1 -> 7)
10. Car A is a Cheesewagon. (Symmetric Property of Equality)

This leads me to my Acual Point. Have you ever done weird, illogical things like this and looked back on it and said, "Dude! I am a GENIUS!" at all?

Or, if nobody cares, this can become the next randomness thread.

Don't Forget To Be Awesome

--L