Random things. Because

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Random things. Because

Random things. Because I 'm bored.

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submitted by SC, age FOR NARNIA, ALLONS-Y!
(June 29, 2012 - 7:59 pm)

back to the Down to Earth

Hallo, children. 

Have you drunk soy sauce through a straw?

Have you kissed a balloon with great ceremony?

Have you written a poem about seaweed?

Have you ever memorized all of the chapters in your favorite book and recited them in Latin class?

Have you sung a song about Luke destroying the Death Star?

Have you ever shared characters with someone that were called things like Raindropy and Mr. Tounge?

  Have you had a character that was an evil piece of silver?

Have you ever said something like 'HOLY PERCY JACKSON DRAGON RAINBOW BUNNY MARSHMALLOW PEEPS IT'S ANOTHER CONTEST!!!'

I HAVE.  

MUAHAHAHAHAHA.  

submitted by Tiffany W.
(June 29, 2012 - 10:30 pm)

I have only done the third one *looks down sadly*, but I will try the others!

submitted by Listening Daisy, A coast somewhere
(July 7, 2012 - 1:57 am)

I have memorized the Westing Game, I have recited it in Japanese class. Does that count? Oh, and I actually did write a poem about seaweed in 4th grade. And I yell random stuff from time to time, "Holy Omnipotent! It's time to get textbooks! Yeah!" A few minutes later... "By Bloody Gollum, it's 'Suuuzzzyyyy and Leeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaah'!" 

-Have you ever written a murder mystery about your friends? 

-Have you ever watched your 3 friends passionatlly hug a tree right in front of 4th period biology? 

-Have you ever read 369 books in oone school year?

-Have you ever built a building out of 9 pentagons? (This shape is called a nonapent, if you were wondering).

-Have you ever been hired to dig "squirrel traps" in the sandbox (that never caught squirrels, but we did catch people a couple of times)?

-Have you ever washed your foot off in the kindergarten fountain after you won a contest to see who could stick their foot deeper into a mud puddle?

I have. Well, except for the squirrel trap. I volunteered because it was really fun, but I didn't want may name dragged into it.

The captcha says pweu. I have to admit, that mud puddle was pretty pweu. 

submitted by Sakura C., age 13, The Sugarbowl
(July 27, 2012 - 1:54 pm)

The adventures of Voldemort presents..... 

What Bellatrix does in her free time!

 -standing in front of mirror- Oh, Voldy, you are so beautiful, and your hair, oh... wait... He has no hair! But your billowing black robes... Even though I wear them too.... 

-critically eyes sleeve of black robe- Oh... I know! Voldy, you are beautifully evil, and every time you try to kill Harry Potter, it makes me feel so inspired. The sight of your beautiful red eyes...

 Voldemort -throws open door- Bellatrix! I need you to...

-Bellatrix screams-  eeh... You saw nothing...

(Voldemort) Okay... -walks away- She likes my eyes!!! 

submitted by Adventures of Voldy
(June 30, 2012 - 9:08 am)

My family is having a Starwars themed costume party/movie marathon. So my 7 year old sister and I dressed up as ewoks. =) wubwub!! ;D

submitted by Snake
(June 30, 2012 - 1:31 pm)

@ Snake:

My dog looks like an ewok. People have commented on that fact. 

Random question: If you were twenty, in an Ivy League college and had a boyfriend, what would be the only thing you would want to be forced to say for five hours? (Don't ask. It just came to me.) 

submitted by Everinne, age 13, The Midnight Sun
(June 30, 2012 - 4:13 pm)

1. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes...

2. ALLONSY!

3. What?!

submitted by SC, age ALLONS-Y!, FOR NARNIA
(June 30, 2012 - 8:42 pm)

I have an electric fan that my uncle said looks like R2D2.  The only thing I would be forced to say is (provided that we are both Latin Majors): The Gymnasium floor is divided like Caesar into three parts. I know, I stole that from Fifteen, by Beverly Cleary, but who's gonna know?

 

However, in the original it was Gaul that was divided into three parts.

Admin

submitted by Gollum
(July 1, 2012 - 8:18 am)

If was twenty, in an Ivy League College, I would not have a boyfriend (that would be really weird) but I can think of several things:

1)It does the boots and shoes. 

2)Reciting Sam Westing's will

3)This is the song that never ends...

4)Sheesh.

5)Reciting The Laws Of The Universe.

6)The Sugerbowl of Doom is awake! And your name is in it! 

7)MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! 

8)Rose took my nose, I suppose.

9)creepy high pitched laughter 

The captcha wants to say eorz. 

submitted by Sakura C., age 13, Ivy League College
(July 27, 2012 - 1:34 pm)

When I read SC's song I hear the Beatles singing that to the melody of Yellow Submarine! XD

submitted by Snake
(July 1, 2012 - 2:14 pm)

Beaver 1: I love cavorting!

Beaver 2: That deserves a hug!

*they hug*

Adventure continues without beavers.  We see beavers again.

All beavers: We're still beavers!

From the hilariously punny show Gravity Falls. 

submitted by Melody, age 13, Just being awesome
(July 1, 2012 - 3:51 pm)

You know what's the funniest thing?  Imagine a barbershop quartet on a roller coaster screaming in four-part harmony.

submitted by Melody, age 13, Just being awesome
(July 7, 2012 - 5:23 pm)