New Secret Iden'ity

Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

New Secret Iden'ity

New Secret Iden'ity thing! It's 'til th'month thing's twen'ieth day thing! I'm th'evil Black Flow'r o' Doom thing! I've come for th'other fake Iden'ity things! If they come, I'll destroy each one thing! But not 'til th'deadline thing! I'll destroy 'em by guessin' they're real iden'ity things! If a fake iden'ity thing's real identity thing is guessed, they don't exist anymore! A' leas', that's what I think I got from th'other Secret Iden'ity things--I wouldn't know, they're confusin' things! i know tha' when a fake iden'ity thing is guessed i' disappears! I wan' to destroy things! I wan' to make 'em go away! I like apostrophy things, they're like trophy things! They 'ven sound like trophy things! I like thing things! I like exclamation poin' things! What thing things do you things like?

submitted by , Th'Garden o' Do
(July 9, 2010 - 11:32 pm)

Oh, Missie Sue, I'm so sorry. *offers a rose*

submitted by A.Nonymous
(July 16, 2010 - 9:32 am)

Are you Wolfgirl?

Anyways, I'm Colorheartsstarspots.  I am here to explain something that can bother people sometimes.  I represent a part of the warriors RPs.  No, do not think that I am here as an actual cat from there.  I am not.  I am here to represent unrealistic cats! (no offence anyone)  I am a cat that is all of the colors of the rainbow, plus purple and pink!  I have spots on me that are shaped like hearts and stars, that change colors every day. My eyes are either purple, gold, or black depending on my mood, and I can outrun Cheetahs, fly, am the best hunter ever, never need to sleep, never get sick, etc.

submitted by Colorheartsstarspots, age Immortal!, This thread
(July 18, 2010 - 12:39 pm)

You're Dawnpaw!

submitted by A.Nonymous
(July 22, 2010 - 7:14 am)

Oh noez!  I am Dawnpaw.  But I shall still post as Colorheartstarspots 'cuz it's fun.

submitted by Colorheartsstarspots
(July 26, 2010 - 10:12 am)

I thought so, because you like Warriors a lot, so does Dawnpaw.... the pieces fit together. :):):):):)

submitted by A.Nonymous
(July 26, 2010 - 3:40 pm)

*accepts rose* Now where is your father????? I need to tell him that you aren't so rude. Plus, I bought him some foreign olives that just came in.

submitted by Missie Sue, A Wonderful Wor
(July 16, 2010 - 1:20 pm)

Foreign olives? How divine! I'm happy to hear that A.Nonymous is finally being a little courteous.

submitted by Uncle Andy
(July 19, 2010 - 10:46 am)

Yes, I too am glad of it. Now, what are our plans for this lovely evening??

submitted by Missie Sue, A Wonderful Wor
(July 25, 2010 - 3:25 pm)

Oh, my, do I have plans! I think we shall continue with this spectacular game and try to guess the Black Flower Of Doom's true identity. I replaced the O' with an Of because O' is bad grammar in my opinion, wouldn't you agree? And after all, grammar is a life skill precious as a treasure chest of rubies. And here is one for you, Missie Sue. *gives trunk of rubies* Oh, I almost forgot! We're having a family reunion soon with a distant cousin named Top. He boasts dreadfully often about how much thanks he gets for yanking up the threads. Well, without me there wouldn't be any threads- and I protect this site from hostile visitors! And what do I get? NOTHING! At least you offer me these wonderful green olives....*pops olive in mouth* Divine. Simply divine.

submitted by Uncle Andy
(July 26, 2010 - 10:12 am)

Yes, bad grammer indeed!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, the rubies are WONDERFUL!. I shall use them to make a glorious statue of you! This TOP sounds horrible. After all, you do all the work around here. *giggles* Oh, the word divine! Is anything else in your world divine? Perhaps a certain someone? *flips hair and batts eyes*

submitted by Missie Sue, A Wonderful Wor
(July 27, 2010 - 2:53 pm)

Yes, Missie Sue. I am enjoying some certain somethings in my life- A.Nonymous and the company of you.

submitted by Uncle Andy
(July 28, 2010 - 4:31 pm)

Uncle Andy is right, Missie Sue. Today Top phoned me, and here's how the conversation went....

Oh yeah. The angel smiley will be me, and the tacky-looking grinning one will be Top. I may change my mood, though.

 

*phone rings*

Innocent

Um, hello?

Laughing

Hey, A.Nonymous! Guess what! I'm, like, so totally famous compared to you.

Innocent

I know. You've been telling me ever since this place started.

Laughing

Well, like, guess what one Chatterbox person did today!

Innocent

Oh my....I can't imagine what.

Laughing

Well, like, they totally, like, said, "Thanks to that Top person, my thread went up!" Like, what now?

Frown

(still me) I don't care.

Surprised

(Top) Like, that can't be true! Like, everybody likes, like, moi!

Frown

Too bad. AND I'm telling Uncle Andy.

Laughing

Like, he doesn't matter. Like, all he does is like, use fancy launguage. We could, like get rid of him and the Chatterbox would, like, still be running.

Frown

That's rude.

Laughing

Like, no. It isn't. Him and his,like, grammar speeches..

Yell

(me) WHAT ARE YOU SAYING! GRAMMAR IS IMPORTANT!!!!!

Laughing

Noooooo. It, like, ain't. I shan't, like, ever use gremmer. Whut ay pain.

Yell

QUIT IT, TOP!

Laughing

Oh, and let's, like, not forget Missie Sue, shall we? She, like, whistles EVERY DAY! It's, like, so annoying! Like, "God Save The Queen?" That's, like, soooo 14th century.

Yell

BEQUIETBEQUIETBEQUIETBEQUIET!!!!(yells for rest of phone call)

Laughing

Goodbye, A.Nonymous. Like, remeber to, like, think about awesome me today instead of, like, you and your outdated family!

Cry

(me) *cries*

 

Oh please, give him a piece of his mind, Uncle Andy and Aunt-I mean Missie- Sue. I hate him!

 

submitted by A.Nonymous
(July 28, 2010 - 4:54 pm)

Why, A.Nonymous! I take back my comment I made at the beginning of this quest. You are simply divine! I can't believe somebody finally appreciates my grammar speeches! And now, we share a hatred for that rude and unfairly popular Top. That phone call dialogue you showed me makes me scream! We will give him a piece of his mind, right, Missie Sue? *looks lovingly into her eyes*

submitted by Uncle Andy
(July 30, 2010 - 2:37 pm)

Who'm I?

submitted by , Th'Garden o' Do
(July 20, 2010 - 9:04 pm)

CJ! NDT! Wolfgirl67! Coyotegirl67! Clair! Olive! Ima! ZNZ! MCB! Kimberly! Paige! Nathan! TNO! Bellatrix! Jenni.T! Meadow! Lena! SCORPIAN 45! Cara.C! Vida! Choco! Caramel! Koffee! Kake! Mango! Dawnpaw! Emma! Elizabeth.W! Pirocks! Mary.W! Laura! Kie! Peach!

Admit it. You had to be one of them.

submitted by A.Nonymous
(July 21, 2010 - 7:29 am)