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Secret Identities! I think that just about all of the current secret identities are ending about now. So I started a new one. Secret identity is when we pose as someone or something else, with a different name, age and location. We try to guess who everyone is and reveal ourselves on July fourth. Do NOT post as another chatterboxer.
So, anyways, lets begin!
Hello! I'm a fish! Well, actually, I'm a beluga whale. That actually means that I'm a mammal. I get SO MAD when people call me a fish. I mean, sheesh, I don't call you humans birds, do I? The only fish in my ancestry line were around when life first appeared on earth! So DON"T forget that I'm a mammal, o-kay?
submitted by A whale, age Teen whale, The ocean
(June 19, 2010 - 12:52 pm)
(June 19, 2010 - 12:52 pm)
I know how you feel. Most humans seem to think that we sharks are bloodthirsty monsters, but really we're not. They don't seem to know much about us, do they? A few even call me a mammal. Young and ignorant children only, of course. Not that I'm older than a child, but I am not ignorant. I know that although we lack bones and look a bit like you, we sharks are still fish.
(June 19, 2010 - 7:39 pm)
I'm a beautiful piece of blue origami paper. I wonder who will fold with me? Oh, this little brown haired girl wants to. Ouch! That crease hurt. What a lot of folds! Hmm... what am I now? Well, what do you know? A nice, kind, friendly shark!
(June 20, 2010 - 10:50 am)
Yeah, I know that sharks are fish, not mammals. I once knew a dolphin, but she didn't find anything irritating about being (mistakenly) called a fish.
(June 20, 2010 - 12:34 pm)
Hiya. Name Spam Girl. Must talk word with four. Spam Girl Spam Boys Alli. Tree Spam Girls Alli, also.
*British accent* Hello, I am Tree, Spam Girl's friend. You may have noticed that Spam Girl only uses four letters in every word. That is a rule of the spam boxes. She asked me to come here to translate for her. She said, clearly in spambox language, "Hello, my name is Spam Girl. I must talk with four letters in each word. I am Spam Boy's friend. Tree is my friend, too." It's quite easy to translate after you've been with her for a while. And I certainly have been with her for a while...
(June 20, 2010 - 12:02 pm)
Good morrow to you all. I am the Lady Thea of Westshire. The weather is quite pleasant as I embroider a handkerchief for my older sister, who will be leaving the castlethis day to live with the Count of Drydea. The castle is quite drafty, much to my annoyance and the servants shout much too loud for my ears. I must be ready for this evening's meal as the lord of my father is coming tomake a deal with him. We might get some more land. The day could not get any better!
(June 22, 2010 - 10:56 am)
I am The Word Inventor!!!!!!!! Yes, yes, save the applause. And I am here to present another word especially for you kids!!! Here is the word: escalufes!!! (Now you can start the applause). It means all the word that mean cool, awsome, etc... combined. Yeah, yeah, no need to thank me for this escalufes word, I mean, it's all in a days work, you know?
(June 22, 2010 - 10:06 pm)
Mi my mame mis Millie!!!!
(June 23, 2010 - 7:36 pm)
Bzzzzz....Hello! I'm Milly, Bzzzz...... and I'm a mosquito! Summer is one of my favorite times of year, Bzzzz.... and personally, I'm drawn to, Bzzzz..... bright colors. If you're wearing, Bzzz...... a brightly colored shirt, Bzzzz...... look out! I might bite you! Bzzzz...... Well, bye-bye! Bzzzzz........
(June 24, 2010 - 7:57 am)
*screams* Oh dear. Milly, you frightened me so! I loathe mosquitoes and their bites, though as long as you don't bite me, I won't mind you. Oh, *shudders* I do get many mosquito bites, and I do not know why! But do please stay away. It would better for your safety, as well as mine. Thank you in advance.
(June 24, 2010 - 4:01 pm)
Oh, so sorry to Bzzzzz...... frighten you! Bzzzzz..... I will try not to bite you, but I can't help it Bzzzz..... if I get hungry! Bzzzz..... I will make sure to stay far away from you so Bzzzz..... I dont forget! Bzzz...... So long! Bzzzz.......
(June 30, 2010 - 3:52 pm)
Bzzz.....Whoops! I didn't realize, Bzzz..... that there was someone on this thread, Bzzz.... named Millie! Bzzz.... At least they are, Bzzz.... spelled differently! Bzzzz.......
(June 24, 2010 - 4:07 pm)
Waz up!! I'm a snake!!! Watch out!!!
(June 24, 2010 - 4:22 pm)
Lady Thea, just know that when Milly bites, she doesn't do it out of bad intentions. She does it because she needs food, and blood is what her body needs. It's just like sharks only attack humans if we think you're seals, and most vipers only strike to protect themselves. We don't mean any harm. We do what we must. So do you. But it isn't as if you need to harm mosquitoes. All you have to do is swat them away, you know.
There seem to be many misunderstood animals here, don't there?
(June 24, 2010 - 9:35 pm)
*screams* Oh dear, a shark! You gave me a fright, too. Oh, I am surrounded by such dangerous animals! My life is in peril! Oh, oh, oh! *runs into the mansion* Yes, maybe you do mean no harm, but that still does not cover the fact that you do hurt people, sometimes fatally! I must go somewhere and calm down after all this excitement. It's more than I can bear.
(June 26, 2010 - 6:46 am)
Yes! Bzzz.....Thank you shark! Bzzz....
(June 30, 2010 - 3:42 pm)