Ooh, fun. My {fake} name is Rose W. I'm 13 and a third year at Hogwarts. I'm in Ravenclaw House. Dad wanted me to be in Gryffindor, where he and Mum were, and where my younger brother Hugo is now he's here, but Mum's proud of me. She was nearly put in Ravenclaw herself. Anyway, I'm doing this for an extra-credit assignment for Muggle Studies. I have to spend time with Muggles my age and write fifteen inches on it. So Mum sent this computy-thingie, and Professor McGonagal fixed it up so it works here. It's so odd to press the little buttons and see things happen on the screen. You Muggles have had some good ideas. So anyway, I -- oh, Merlin's beard! If I don't leave right now I'm going to be so late for Professor Longbottom's class. I'll write more later.

Hey, my name is Hua.  I live on an island called Dracoterra in the south Bakk sea.  It is called Dracoterra because high up on cliffs in the middle of the isle used to live a colony of dragons.  They have not been seen for years.  My friend Elisa and I have a dream to climb high up onto the cliffs and try to find the dragons.  We want to be explorers and bring some source of wealth to our people by bringing back treasures from faraway lands.  Bye!

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Hello. My name is Jill. I live in an old-fashioned cottage in a small
town. I live with my parents and my twin brother Jack. I need help. My cottage
has no electricity. I have to go to the library in order to use the
computer, but my town is so small that I can walk from my cottage to the
library, so it is not hard. My cottage does not have running water,
either, so we use a well. It is outside our house, in our yard. I like
our yard. It is big, and it has a hill. The well is on the hill. It is a
big well. I am not strong, and my brother Jack is not strong, so we
have to go together when we have to fetch a pail of water from the well.
We often have to fetch pails of water from the well. It is a chore of
ours. We have many chores. I have to set the table, and Jack has to put
the dishes away after our mother washes them. Those are our chores, besides fetching pails of water from the well. Jack and I had to fetch a
pail of water from the well today. After we climbed the hill, Jack fell down. He broke a bone in his forehead. He said it was painful. Then I felt something push me down. I couldn't see what it was. I did not break a bone in my forehead, but it hurt when I fell. I don't know why I fell. I did not fall the other times I fetched water from the well with Jack. I don't know why I fell this time. Jack said, "We weren't balancing properly, and so Gravity pushed us down." I don't know who Gravity is, but she is invisable. I know she is because I did not see her push me, even though I looked. I think Gravity must be either a fairy or a witch or a goblin or a sorcerer, but I do not know which. It hurt when I fell. I did not like it. I don't see why Gravity should want to push us just because we did not balance well. It seems mean. I want to make Gravity know what it's like to hurt. I want to push her so that she falls down a hill. Then she will know that it hurts to be pushed, and she will not do it to other people anymore. The only way I can push her is to find her, but I cannot find her if I do not know who she is. That is why I posted here. I want you to help me. I want you to tell me if you know anything about Gravity, and make it easier for me to push her if you can. Or maybe Gravity posts here. I don't know. If any of you are Gravity, please tell me. Then I can push you down a hill. It will hurt. My teacher made me write a poem in class today. I could not focus on anything except the time when I fell, and so that is what I wrote about. I wrote a good poem. It was from Gravity's point of view, not mine. It used grown-up language, because Gravity's pushing hurt so badly that I could tell that she is strong, as strong as a grown-up. It went like this:
Jack and Jill go up the hill

To fetch a pail of water.

Jack fell down and I make him break a bone in his forehead now

And Jill comes tumbling after him.

My teacher said edited it. She said it is better now. I liked my version better. She wanted me to show you hers, though. I had already told her that I was going to talk to you, but I didn't say why. I didn't think she would like that I was going to hurt Gravity, so I didn't tell her. She wanted me to show you her version of my poem. Here it is:

Jack and Jill went up the hill

To Fetch a pail of water.

Jack fell down

And broke his crown

And Jill came tumbling after.

I don't know what she means by crown. Jack was not wearing a crown when he fell, so the edited poem does not make sense.

Hey, Jill, is your teacher's name Mother Goose?

Cricket

Hello, I am Alisa Luna [fake name],

I am from the U.S.A and am currently attending Gelfrin’s Exceptional Magic School for Exceptional Magicians. It's a boarding school. I just finished with weaponry (I weild a sword) and am currently supposed to be memorizing five different spells: Blast (break), Aquash (covers some one with water, I may try it on Mara), Picta (removes a splinter, glass ect.) Ronck (hurls rocks, why I don't know), and Bleen (heals cuts scratches, and bruises). I think I'm going to visit my Gryphons now, Lianu and Leeku, they're water gryphons. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that I am a Water Wizardess. I'm a magician,but that's just a title. Oh dear, My two L's are getting impatiant. Lianu probably wants me to ride her.

Rose W.!

You have one of those computery-things too? And we're both posting wed-somthingorother!

I can't believe it!!!! I knew you as soon as I heard you went to Hogwarts [not personally though!]

Maybe you have heard of me. Ever heard of Norbert? Yup that's me! I hope to return soon so you may see me!