Here's a form. 

Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

Here's a form. 

Here's a form.       

In the CB, we have an addiction to filling out forms. Anything that could possibly involve a form will. So, here's a form to fill out. Not for any specific reason. Just for the sake of being a form.

Name:

Age:

Pronouns:

Appearance:

Favorite food:

Pickles:

Personality:

Zodiac:

Height in inches:

Height in centimeters:

Opinion on soup:

The proper way to ride a bus:

Favorite animal:

If I have 37 purple pickles on a rooftop, what is the value of beans?:

Allergies:

Is Apple or Android superior:

Opinion on the state of the world:

Do dragons exist:

Are humans actually sharks in disguise?:

submitted by Scuttles
(January 12, 2024 - 2:51 pm)

I submitted the form and then it deleted before it got out and then I submitted a response much like this one and then it deleted and then I gave up. But un-giving up!

basically I was just like thank you Scuttles so much loved your questions if I had 1 question that didn't even try to make sense to me what is the value of the answer I think we fill out forms for the experience of filling out the forms and that was a great great experience and put me in an extremely happier mood so thank you

except better than that.

*posts* 

submitted by CelineBurning Bright, age Forms :D, slightly incoherent
(January 13, 2024 - 7:09 pm)

Name: Poinsettia, though I'm thinking of maybe changing it?

Age: high schooler

Pronouns: she/her

Appearance: You're never going to find out my irl appearance mwahahaha but on the CB, I halve long, fairly straight dark brown hair with reddish glints in it when the sunlight catches it, large green eyes with golden flecks, fair skin, fine eyebrows and a small chin.

Favorite food: FIDEOSSSS (small pieces of pasta shaped like spaghetti, but thinner and about an inch long in length, cooked with tomato sauce; they end up having an amazing flavor, oddly not very tomato-like but super delicious); chicken with breadcrumbs; yellow corn (though I can never eat very much of it due to it being GMO, which has a certifiedly terrible effect on my digestion); peas; cucumbers; the grilled steak my dad makes.

Pickles: NOOO RUN SCREAM HELP I SEE A PICKLE*

Personality: I'm shy at first and might seem serious, but when you get to know me I'm very friendly, warm, and fun-loving, with a slight rebellious streak that means I won't hesitate to challenge someone. Sensitive and observant, with a sense of humor, I easily find beauty in nature, books, people, and so on. I find it very hard to understand how it's possible to be unmoved by nature. I like to hang out with people, but I also like to be by myself. I love to explore new places and ideas. I also apparently love to ramble on about my personality :P

Zodiac: if I said this, you'd know when I was born, and I am very nervous about revealing anything specific about my personal life on the internet, so I'll just say that if I had been consulted (which I was NOT, for some reason, snort sniff harumph) I'd like to have Leo.

Height in inches: No idea >:P

Height in centimeters: Equally no idea, but I'm around medium height for my age.

Opinion on soup: Depends what kind of soup. I'm an avid fan of chicken broth - it tastes so warm and flavorful, and you can vary it in so many ways - but I don't really like tomato soup, which is the only other kind I can remember trying.

The proper way to ride a bus:  Sitting in a window seat, with the bus jam-packed with kids who are all shrieking and arguing, and having uproarious fun at the top of your lungs, and the driver joining in, and somebody shrieking "LOOK WE PASSED A MAN ON A MOTORCYCLE IN ORANGE SHORTS" and people rushing to his window to examine the aforementioned man in orange shorts, and then if you got tired of the chaos you could look through the window and enjoy the scenery - houses, countryside, skyscrapers, or whatever :)

Favorite animal: Horses! They're just so beautiful. And guinea pigs, because how can you get cuter than a little bundle of fur and whiskers and big liquid eyes? Also, did you know that you can fit six guinea pig babies into a tablespoon? You can literally have a tablespoonful of guinea pigs <3

If I have 37 purple pickles on a rooftop, what is the value of beans?: The value of Beans, my dear Professor Scuttles, is - let's consult the Textbook of Insanity and Nonsense, by Professor Agnarr Hoffendorff, shall we - ah, it appears, according to the Table of Important Values 2.1, that the Value of Beans is 67.

Allergies: Possibly to shrimp and seafood - I've never tried them, in case I have a violent reaction, so I don't know. Other than that, nothing, except who knows if I'll be lactose intolerant when I'm older, but I sure hope not.

Is Apple or Android superior: Truth to tell, idrk what Android is, and I do know Apple is an app (I think??? dear me how woefully ignorant I am) plus it has a nicer name, so Apple.

Opinion on the state of the world: *takes out a handkerchief and cries into it*

Do dragons exist: Yes! in the form of lizards. Seriously, a lizard is just a dragon that doesn't choose to show us it can breathe fire.

Are humans actually sharks in disguise?: Metaphorically speaking, some of them are, but otherwise no.

*Context: When I was about seven, I went to a restaurant with family and friends for dinner. I ate my way through a boring meal, and at the end decided to try the pickle that had been served along with the food. For some reason, I thought it was a slice of cucumber. I am addicted to cucumbers and I was really looking forward to having some. I took a large bite, expecting fresh, cool crunchiness - and was greeted with the warm squishiness of pickle. I was disgusted and have never deigned to try pickles again.

submitted by Poinsettia, fangirling
(January 13, 2024 - 1:00 pm)

Name: Moon Wolf

Age: teen :)

Pronouns: she/her

Appearance: sleek dark hair, dark eyes, moon pendant around neck, purple clothing

Favorite food: sushi and pasta and ice cream

Pickles: not a fan, rlly

Personality: thoughtful, creative, quiet until talken to, a bookworm

Zodiac: Capricorn

Height in inches: um...cant rlly remember

Height in centimeters: same as inches

Opinion on soup: great!

The proper way to ride a bus: you don't

Favorite animal: wolf!

If I have 37 purple pickles on a rooftop, what is the value of beans?: $1.79

Allergies: none!

Is Apple or Android superior: Apple, but it's also more expensive so..

Opinion on the state of the world: It's doomed, unfortunately

Do dragons exist: It would be cool, but probably not in the modern times

Are humans actually sharks in disguise?: o_O I hope not

submitted by Moon Wolf, age lunars, A Celestial Sky
(January 13, 2024 - 1:19 pm)

Name: fallen leaf 

Age: 8th grade

Pronouns: she/her but i don't really care a whole lot

Appearance:i am quite unique due to my possession of both hands feet and eyeballs

Favorite food: pasta (probably spaghetti or ravioli to be precise)

Pickles:no thanks

Personality: my commanders did not supply me with this information when i was given this humanoid form

Zodiac: aries

Height in inches: tall (60 whole inches)

Height in centimeters: short (1037 whole centimetres)(duh can't you do easy math and find out how tall i am from the inches hahahahsilly silly)

Opinion on soup:depends. basic soup is good, like chicken noodle. i do not enjoy tomato. my opinion on butternut squash soup is that it initially is pleasant but after having a few more spoonfuls it becomes much less so. why is a mystery

The proper way to ride a bus: strapped to the bottom like in a spy movie

Favorite animal:bat

If I have 37 purple pickles on a rooftop, what is the value of beans?:no lizards here sir you've come to the wrong hole in the ground although i heard farmer joe who lives in the hole off main street has a few; you ought to investigate him. quite suspicious that farmer joe. 

Allergies: some kinda medicine. nothing else. i guess sorta pollen

Is Apple or Android superior:not taking part in this debate without adequate evidence to back up a claim. i only have used apple devices

Opinion on the state of the world: sure to improve in coming years due to a) good omens season 3 b) umbrella academy season 4 and c) community movie. however until then things seem dire

Do dragons exist: uh well you see um totally not at all zero percent chance ha ha why would you ever suggest that silly human i mean duh we are all humans so human no dragons nope nope nope

Are humans actually sharks in disguise?: duh doy

submitted by fallen leaf, greendale
(January 13, 2024 - 2:51 pm)

Name: Rainbow, but today you can call me Captain!

Age: 14

Pronouns: she/her

Appearance: Long on one side, shoulder-length on the other wavy ombré rainbow hair (the roots start with violet, and the neds are red), purple glasses, purple eyes, freckles, today I'm wearing [this is half-true irl] a captain's hat, black leggings, a ruffley white chemise with puffy sleeves and a laced-up v-neck, a black corset belt, a long red linen skirt (it has a lot of fabric), black lace-up boots, and a sword (irl the one I have is made of cardboard and tinfoil, and then we have some made of foam), black winged eyeliner, sword earrings, short pearl necklace, longer key necklace, various rings, 10 bracelets on left wrist

Favorite food: hmmmm plain cheerios w/milk 

Pickles: yeah sure 

Personality: INTP-T

Zodiac: Capricorn

Height in inches: 61" ig

Height in centimeters: 154.94 cm apparently

Opinion on soup: usually no. If it has anything other than a simple broth and noodles in it, no thanks...

The proper way to ride a bus: cat bus

Favorite animal: hmmmm peacocks I like bc prettyyyyy and red pandas are the cutest, but phoenixes and dragons are better

If I have 37 purple pickles on a rooftop, what is the value of beans?: let's see.... first we use the quadratic formula where a=the rooftop b=purple pickles, and c=38.... then we've got a^2+b^2=c^2.... then the right angle theorem, carry the 2... just finishing up the final calculations... The value of beans is one red balloon

Allergies: dust, pollen and frog-faced blobs of camel spit

Is Apple or Android superior: What are these pesky mortal devices to me, a demigod pirate?! I shall not invest myself in this.

Opinion on the state of the world: oh, gods... don't get me started. I've already got about 15 people on my team to overthrow society (anyone wanna join?)

Do dragons exist: Um yeah. Most mortals are too obsessed with their new-fangled technology to look up and find them.

Are humans actually sharks in disguise?: Some of them, likely. I don't know much about humans, however.

submitted by Rainbow, Captain of a Pirate ship
(January 13, 2024 - 2:54 pm)

this was fun to read (all the forms are fun to read XD) :) But what I came to say, Captain, is PLEASE let me be on your team to overthrow society! Especially if it involves overthrowing society with chocolate?

submitted by Poinsettia
(January 13, 2024 - 3:11 pm)

Of course you can join my crew! Welcome aboard!

submitted by Rainbow, Captain of a Pirate ship
(January 13, 2024 - 3:35 pm)

May I, too? As long as everyone, you know, stays alive. Oh, you mean in leadership. That sounds good.

Oh no, is this becoming a world domination thread?

Nevermind, I'm not going to join.

submitted by Sinusoidal Polyglot
(January 13, 2024 - 9:35 pm)

Me too! Can I join as well?

submitted by Hawkstar, Tae and Kookie
(January 13, 2024 - 6:12 pm)

Why, of course! Anyone here can.

(Inkling says "uwefi" You, we, fight? Yes Inkling, we are gonna go fight to fix society) 

submitted by Rainbow, Captain of a Pirate ship
(January 13, 2024 - 9:21 pm)

Name: Queen of the World. Also known as Amethyst.

Age: Somewhere around a million. Who wants to hear about dinosaurs?

Pronouns: she/her

Appearance: Very pretty, I think *rushes to a mirror* On the CB, I have long black hair and hazel eyes, I'm tall and slender and have a commanding air. Usually wearing something like a knee-length fitted green dress and ankle boots, because ankle boots are the only reason fashion exists.

Favorite food: The rare fruit of the Yumyum Tastygood tree, which few have discovered yet. Also cucumber, mango, and various others.

Pickles: *shrieks* *runs away*

Personality: Friendly, loves to do things and go places, experiences life very vividly, creative, poetic

Zodiac: Who knows? Who cares? I like rhetorical questions ;)

Height in inches: noooooooo i stand by the metric system--

Height in centimeters: --but even in the metric system I can't be bothered to find out. Sorry.

Opinion on soup: What kind of soup? Tomato soup is better poured discreetly down the drain, but chicken soup is a miracle of goodness :D

The proper way to ride a bus: Sitting on the roof with the companionship of fifty elephants and a banana.

Favorite animal: Fire spirits from Frozen II - they're too adorable

If I have 37 purple pickles on a rooftop, what is the value of beans?: somewhere between 0 and 1, which means probably a 9,999.

Allergies: Positively awful people, badly written books, and meaningless conflicts

Is Apple or Android superior: Neither! I stand by Cherry. (If Cherry is an actual thing I'm going to collapse in embarrasment)

Opinion on the state of the world: I would say terrible and uninspiring, but so many people have said that already that it's become boring. So the world is radiant, wonderful, and happy. (Note: I am not talking about politics or society or the state of the world, because those are--)

Do dragons exist: Certainly. Or why are we all reading WoF?

Are humans actually sharks in disguise?: Some of them are, though I won't mention names right now.

submitted by Amethyst, age too old, sun-tipped pines
(January 13, 2024 - 9:55 pm)

Name:Lord Entropy/LE

Age:16

Pronouns: not really. they/them in a pinch

Appearance: too tall. long nose. pale. fidgety. glasses. i like the color pink, and i have brown hair, which is generally long and uncombed. 

Favorite food: anything that lived once, and breathed in the fresh air, and frolicked in the grren grass, and lays now, cooked, upon my plate

Pickles: yea

Personality: i'm just a silly little guy! is it my fault that i'm always right, and "self-aggrandizing and self loathing in equal, exaggerated measure?!" i'm super cool!

Zodiac: aries! 

Height in inches: 75 inches

Height in centimeters: 190.5

Opinion on soup: it's pretty good. i like some soups. noodle soups. cereal.

The proper way to ride a bus: riding a lawn chair, with roller skate on the legs of the chair, and a grappling hook attached to the bus. Lord Entropy will die on the road.

Favorite animal: walruses are so cool

If I have 37 purple pickles on a rooftop, what is the value of beans?: your human beans mean nothing to me, worm.

Allergies: no not really

Is Apple or Android superior: android, because robot. i don't care about the phone.

Opinion on the state of the world: i've had better

Do dragons exist: yeah, but they're so small that you can't see them without the proper equipment

Are humans actually sharks in disguise?: sure, if they want to be

submitted by Lord Entropy
(January 14, 2024 - 3:33 pm)

Name:cocoa cat.

Age:11.

Pronouns:she/her.

Appearance:short brown hair,brown eyes,and some freckles.

Favorite food:spaghetti or lasagna.

Pickles:?

Personality:funny,conversation starter.

Zodiac:Virgo.

Height in inches:59"

Height in centimeters: 149.86

opinion on soup:is good.

Proper way to ride a bus:get out a wet wipe and grab on to one of the poles with the wet wipe.

Favorite animal:I love all animals.

If I have 37 purple pickles on my roof,what is the value of beans:GOLD.

Allergies:n/a.

Is apple or android superior:I use Apple I've never used an android.

Opinions on the state of the world:saddening yet hopeful.

Do dragons exist:ask the dragons.

Are humans actually sharks in disguise:yes.

This was really fun thanks scuttles.   

Cocoa cat 

 

submitted by Coca cat
(February 5, 2024 - 11:57 am)