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-What didst thou have for breakfast today, thou ungrateful consumer of eggs and bacon?
-What doth thy living room look like? (Hast thou a living room?)
-Be King Arthur or Robin Hood better?
-What be the funniest thing thou hast read on this website?
-Who be I?
Answer below, in right yeomanly medieval speech.
submitted by Knight of the RoundT, age (Table), The Round Table
(December 13, 2023 - 9:54 pm)
(December 13, 2023 - 9:54 pm)
- a blueb'rry muffin, a banana, and a glass of milk... *ahem* nO, 'tis incorrect—frog spawn mayhaps
- books, of course
- Wart! and Little John
- it be the blow dried cows of Jaybells and yonder lore
- Hawkstar? Moon Wolf? Poinsettia?
(December 13, 2023 - 10:51 pm)
WOT.
Mayhaps thou hast mistaken me for a lowliest mule?
(December 24, 2023 - 3:09 pm)
looking through the back pages of random thoughts, I came upon this and realized what Hex (nay, Merlyn) was referring to:
Look up blow-dried cows. They so fluffyyyyy!!! I want to squish!
*waffled of to go squish some unsuspecting wildlife*
(November 18, 2022 - 10:55 pm)
(December 25, 2023 - 9:29 pm)
(December 14, 2023 - 12:25 am)
- Thee hadst bread and 'tis tangerine be breakfast.
- Thou living room hath two brown sofas.
- King Arthur be better.
- T'd beest the firefly lyrics thread.
- Art thee Hex?
(December 14, 2023 - 12:45 am)
-I had oatmeal, poltroon! Ye goode English porridge! No eggs and bacon for me.
-I hath no living room, but I hath a Great Hall, and lo, 'tis the Greatest Hall in all the land. It hath a sofa, no, it hath two sofas, it hath a Christmas tree - meaneth I - a Yule log, and it hath a chair. And it hath a radio!!!! We are for the modern conveniences in King Arthur's court!
-By rights I ought to say my King, but alas, disloyalty is common in Camelot, and I say the great & marvelous Robin Hood.
-I canst not truly tell. This, for one, and many witty things on LtP and RT/T. (Forgive my grammar.)
-Ah, that would be telling.
My speech is indeed right yeomanly, I thank you however for the reminder. Surely thou hadst eggs and bacon for breakfast, Sir Knight?
(December 14, 2023 - 10:01 am)
Alas, as I am nothing but a sword, I cannot digest anything of the sort.
My living room? Why, 'tis a glass case in the hall, waiting until the mighty king doth needith me!
Ay, King Arthur, of course! He 'tis my master, would be foolish to pick otherwise! I do have a sense of loyalty, you know.
Funniest? *scoffs* Like you could make the mightly Excalibur laugh at such playful nonsense!
You be... Wildwolf!
(December 14, 2023 - 3:39 pm)
Be this an SI? Thou hast knowest, thou shalt not createst an SI without sayest "SI". I knowest this is more Shakespeare, but this be all I knowest. Hast thee hearest of the Scots leid? It soundest like mideval English.
tae means to
ye means you
etc.
And mein CAPTCHA's o looks like the Icelandic d.
(December 14, 2023 - 7:28 pm)
-I forgettest.
-Couches, and it dost havest a table in the middle, and a keybordest tae the left.
-King Arthur be bettre.
-Thaest post.
-Oh, this dost be a SI. Best thou... Poinsettia oer Rainbow?
(December 14, 2023 - 7:31 pm)
Well, i'truth I had not intended yonder post to be an SI; I hadst thought of it more like yonder modern thing they call a Survey, but with right medieval speech; but it seems it hath become an SI, lo! and all are guessing each other. Aye, I be Poinsettia; 'tis a surprise to me that thou hast guessed me! Art thou Rainbow or Hoax?
(December 17, 2023 - 10:13 pm)
nay, I be not Rainbow or Hoax. Hast thou learnest how to KJd;flajkdflkja;ldkja;sldfkja;l
I'm sorry, the Shakespeare-rendering computer has just crashed. Please press space to continue with the video game.
I am sorry, you are incorrect. This is not a video game.
I am sorry, the annoying message-providing software has just crashed.
(December 18, 2023 - 5:25 pm)
Poor soul, I am but a lowly beefeater, called such by jealous servants of the king--for, we are able to keep thy king's beef and meats, once he has't finished with it.
(December 16, 2023 - 4:23 am)
It hast come to my attention that there werest questions to this SI;
-I hast a sausage sandwich.
-What doth thy living room look like? (Hast thou a living room?) My living room doth look quite modern with a few latin touches to it.
-Be King Arthur or Robin Hood better? Ah, my loyalties hath lie with the Crown.
-What be the funniest thing thou hast read on this website? I be not certain--perhaps something from the Last-To-Post Thread.
Who be I?
(December 17, 2023 - 11:38 am)
@Beefeater, Poinsettia?
@KotRT, Poinsettia, Amethyst, Hex, ermm.. I had more but I hath forgotten (my poor attempts at medieval speech XD)
(December 17, 2023 - 3:50 pm)
@Merlyn: lol 'blow-dried cows of Jaybells' made me crack up-- *remembers to use medieval speech* ahem. Art thou Hex? and aye, I be Poinsettia.
@Sir Lancelot - Moon Wolf?
@Sir Percival, thou art most impertinent. Fortunately I knoweth well who ye be.
@Excalibur - WildWolf or Hawkstar?
@Otho Knight o Tabel, art thou the great Lord Entropy?
@Beefeater - Jaybells, Hoax, or pangolin?
(December 17, 2023 - 10:16 pm)