Furniture SI!

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Furniture SI!

Furniture SI!

Yes. At this time of day, I have zero good ideas, but I still want to try hosting an SI for the first time. Here it is.

It is a common saying that potatoes tend to grow on me, but I swear this is a stereotype.

submitted by Couch
(July 20, 2023 - 9:29 am)

back to the Chirp at Cricket

Hi, I'm chair

submitted by Chair
(July 20, 2023 - 8:06 pm)
submitted by Top
(July 20, 2023 - 11:24 pm)

Shelves are furniture, I'm pretty sure. Also, I wonder why they always say that canned food have a long shelf life, when they don't even have life.

@ Couch, could you be Celine?

@Chair, could you be pangolin? 

submitted by Shelf
(July 21, 2023 - 10:40 am)

It is common for sad people to curl up in me and cry out their worries. I do not deny this. I also accompany them on their journey of endless scrolling online.

submitted by Comfy Blanket
(July 21, 2023 - 6:42 pm)

I'm that inconsistent light switch with faulty wiring or whatever that sometimes turns on the light and sometimes does absolutely nothing except flip. Basically, I can either be a light switch, or a "useless machine", and there's no rhyme or reason to which one I'm gonna pick.

 

I'm a master at suspense... 

 

Which one am I gonna be today?... 

submitted by Inconsistent light, age 1 year, Pantry
(July 22, 2023 - 1:48 am)

Also, @couch, this is a cool idea! The first thing I literally thought when I saw this was... well, actually, the first thing I thought was "furniture", but then right after I thought "what a cool idea! I wish I'd thought of that!" So... yeah. Thx for making this!

 

And a light switch is a piece of furniture, right? 

submitted by Inconsistent light, age 1 year , Pantry
(July 22, 2023 - 1:50 am)

idk

submitted by Table
(July 22, 2023 - 9:26 am)

No, I ain't Celine!

And thanks for the compliment, Inconsistent light! Are you Darkvine? 

submitted by Couch
(July 22, 2023 - 9:59 am)

Nope! Are you Artemis?

submitted by Inconsistent Light, age 1, Pantry
(July 23, 2023 - 4:09 pm)

Nope, I'm not Artemis. Try again! Are you Scuttles?

submitted by Couch
(July 25, 2023 - 8:03 am)

And just to top this... TOP!

submitted by Couch
(July 25, 2023 - 8:03 am)

Sorry, nope! Are you Hawkstar or Peregrine?

submitted by Inconsistent Light, age 1, Pantry
(July 25, 2023 - 12:16 pm)

@Inconsistent Light, are you CelineBurningBright?

submitted by Floor
(July 25, 2023 - 3:35 pm)

I ain't either of them, are you? OR, might you be Poinsettia... Moon Wolf... or, hmm... Amethyst?

submitted by Couch
(July 26, 2023 - 8:51 am)

@Floor, yes! I am Celine! Are you Lord Entropy?

@Couch, umm... Lupine? Reuby? Ayles? 

submitted by Light/Celine, age As One, The FireMist Pantry :)
(July 26, 2023 - 5:50 pm)
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