ah, I see

Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

ah, I see

ah, I see you clicked on this thread.

*rips up a handful of grass and throws it at you*

feel free to retaliate. 

submitted by the grass thrower, age grass, g r a s s
(May 4, 2023 - 7:24 pm)

back to the Chirp at Cricket

*tackles grass thrower*

*puts grass thrower in headlock*

*rips up some grass and rubs it into grass thrower's face*

submitted by Scuttles, age g r a s s, the grass room
(May 5, 2023 - 6:46 am)

*jumps into thread to top*

*quickly jumps back out, covered in grass* 

submitted by top
(May 5, 2023 - 9:51 am)
submitted by top
(May 7, 2023 - 7:32 am)

*brushes off grass*

*glares around*

*throws grass at the grassthrower and leaves the thread, safe in the knowledge that nO oNe KnOwS wHo I aM*

submitted by top
(May 7, 2023 - 2:34 pm)

*challenges grass thrower to a game of Go*

*brings out a travel Go set, then proceeds to defeat the grass thrower*

*While the grass thrower is upset about losing, I pick up a bunch of grass and hurl it at the grass thrower's eye*

*further defeats the grass thrower by taking out a water pistol, filling it with grass, then once again shoots at the grass thrower*

*attaches a mini, flat, version to my right foot and kicks the grass thrower, sending grass everywhere toward his face* Hayyah!

*grass thrower falls down. I bury him in grass, leaving room near the nostril for him to breathe*

*before grass thrower knows what is happening, I exit thread* 

submitted by Golden Lion Tamarin
(May 7, 2023 - 2:42 pm)

Gets a pile of hay and throws it all over you! I am so insulted.

And yes I understand that this is a grass throwing thread buuuuuut.... hay is dried grass!

...

...

FINE.

*dumps a big bag of lawn clippings over everyone*

Satisfied? 

submitted by Hawkstar
(May 7, 2023 - 3:22 pm)

hE wIlL nEvEr bE sAtIsFieD, I wIlL NeVeR bE sAtisFiEd... sorry couldn't stop (you might as well say I'm ...non-stop)

*goes to the very very very very very huge intergalatic, magic lawn*

*somehow picks up all the grass there* 

*jettisons it at everyone*

*says thanks to Lin-Manuel Miranda for teaching me the word jettison*

*leaves before I get involved in any more pandemonium*

submitted by Rainbow, age [Lost], Raise A Glass To Freedom!
(May 9, 2023 - 7:46 pm)

*pulls out a lawnmower and mows infinite patch of grass aggressively, spraying grass in everyone's faces while circling all who come near*

*buries the world in grass* 

submitted by rEvEnGE, age >:O, this is a personal insult
(May 7, 2023 - 4:48 pm)

Uggh, I always fall for these threads!! Getting grass out of hair is a pain, especially if you have long hair. *throws grass in everyone's hair* Haha. 

submitted by Flamarestii
(May 7, 2023 - 8:35 pm)

hey ho whadayaknow...

*builds giant pile of grass*

*turns on the leafblower*

*grass goes EVERYWHERE MUAHAHA*

i love these threads they're so chaotic 

submitted by Wolfy, g r a s s
(May 8, 2023 - 8:55 am)

Yes, but I have the power of dirt. And DIRT GROWS GRASS!

*rips up a handful of dirt, puts it into a jumbo jumbo plastic bag with air, and stomps on it so hard that the dirt covers the entire 42-mile radius. 

submitted by the dirt thrower
(May 17, 2023 - 2:41 pm)