Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

AEs! This is my first time creating any AEs, so we'll see how this turns out. (Text guide: Seadragon/me, --Ramya--, and ~Izzy~.) Without further ado:

--My name is Ramya. My age is 10. My personality is loud, friendly but not above snappy comebacks, and bold. My li--

Ramya, didn't you say that you would be charismatic for this, um, introduction thread? 

--You also said that I should try and read off the index card so I remember the details.--

Oh come on, you know what I mean. 

--Yes, I do, but it was fun pretending that I didn't. Still. Things I like include cooking, standing up for what's right, and trains. I do not like droughts or mean people. I speak in bold and double hyphens.--

We know that. 

--That was on the index card.--

Okay, okay, never mind. 

--My pronouns are she/her, my birthday is July 29 even though I was not created on that day--

Summer suits you much more than winter, and plus today is too close to my birthday. I don't even know when I started thinking about you becoming one of my AEs, so I have assigned you July 29.

--Calm down, Seadragon, I'm just saying it to state the obvious--

Chatterbox posts are date-stamped, you know that, right? 

--Calm down, as I just said. If anyone would like to ship me, it is possible to be done with anyone but not very much.--

Izzy?

~My name is, um, Izzy. Technically, Isobel. But you can call me Izzy. My age is, um, 11, and my personality is quiet but not icy. My, um, *drops index card*~

--*picks up index card and reads sister's speech* Her pronouns are she/her. She likes swim team and fantasy books. She dislikes hot weather and climate change.  She speaks in italics and these ~ things, whatever those are called. Her birthday is December 28. She would prefer not to be shipped with anyone.--

Ramya, why are you reading Izzy's speech? 

~um, I guess because she picked it up? And also because I kind of want her to do it?~

Okay. Great. Then why was Ramya doing the reading-off-the-index-card thing again? 

--You told me to read off the index card.--

You know what I mean!! The no-charisma thing. 

--I'm imitating Izzy.--

~Not enough umming, Ramya. It doesn't sound like me at all.~

Izzy!!

~Why are you yelling my name? Ramya was the one who was imitating me.~

Ramya!!

--Okay, then. Sorry.--

The end. For now.