I wondered why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Why'd Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.

I'm friends with 25 letters of the alaphabet, I don't know why.

I swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm fine, but I feel like I've dyed inside. 

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

I like that tuxedo you're wearing; it really suits you.

I heard a joke about the Mariana Trench. It was really deep.

Honey is really good for you. It has a lot of Vitamin Bee in it.

With all the honey bees deal with, I bet they have to comb their a lot.

I don't know any other bee puns, so I guess I'll just have to wing it.

These bee puns are so bad, they're giving me hives. 

Ouch, that one kinda stung.

My brother told me a joke about arms. It was the pits.

An elephant was seen at the baggage claim. It wanted its trunk back.