Ok my dad bet me $20 that I wouldn't go up to a Taco Bell worker at Taco Bell and say "Yo it's Wabby D., where are my drinks?" (That's not my real name btw but that's a nickname and he dared me to say that name) So I DID. And then I got $20. Now he doesn't make bets with me anymore

...I can't think of anything :(

Okay, I'm not really an impulsive person, but I do think rather rebelious thoughts, like this morning, I thought about running away from school and going to hide in the country and finding a field with horses and galloping away bareback. Those were nice thoughts, but then there isn't much food out there, and I was hungry, so I submitted to the will of my superiors and went to school and had a fairly good day.

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Okay... there was the time when the doorknob to our math classroom broke. So the teacher was like "let's go to this other random classroom and steal it because they don't have a class right now" or something. So I ran ahead with my friend because everyone was going so slow and I was bored. But there was a teacher inside, doing whatever stuff teachers do when they don't have class.

And me, being a random kid who had never talked to this teacher who I was fully intending to steal a room from, said "our math doorknob broke" in explanation. Because obviously that makes sense? Yeah... no.

I swear I literally died of embarressment there. My friend finally explained to the poor teacher what was happening, and they left looking bemused, but still...

My friend has never let me forget that.

There was one time when I was nine, and I went to a sleepover. It was a boy/girl sleepover and there was one boy there that i had a crush on (lets call him T). We were all in the living room and T kept throwing a blanket on me. So every time i took it off and then went to jump on him. The last time I jumped on him I blurted without thinking 'just admit you like me!' and then he's like 'i like your reaction, not you.' I almost died. I went and hid in my sleeping bag the rest of the night. I never have told anyone this, and it's a load off my shoulders.

Once when I was about ten I was at school playing a game of truth or dare. I chose the truth option because I didn't want to be dared and someone (I'll call him X) asked me which boy of all the boys in my class I liked. And I, being homeschooled and completely oblivous to what X actually meant, said that I liked all the boys, which really just meant that they weren't my enemies are anything like that, not that I had crushes on all of them. I just hope they interpreted it the right way, or I'll be forvever embarrassed.

Something similar to that happened to me once. I was with a group of other kids whom I knew, and I mentioned that I had known one (we'll call him M) from before. And someone else asked me (I believe) whether I liked M, but I didn't hear the question properly and answered "yes." And I did not like M...