Oui, tis I,

Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

Oui, tis I,

Oui, tis I, the fairest and most elegant amongst all rulers, yours truly. <3

Catch the cookie if you can! (No real CB names please, and don't forget the lore(there isn't one yet, for we shall make it up along the way). Basically this is a catch the cookie and SI thread at the same time. Anyone is welcome.) Bonne chance! 

submitted by QueenMushroomBaret, age mYstERy
(March 17, 2022 - 11:55 pm)

back to the Chirp at Cricket

-a cop car flanks the mycological monarch- Top o' th'mornin' t'ya yer Majesty! I'm sure an' certain yer a fun gal 'n all, 'ut I gotta confíscate that cookie -deposits cookie in a secure glove compartment- I 'ope you'll understand. Oh! An' as per regerlation, since ya iden'ify as, er, "the fairest an' most elegant 'mong all rulers", I'm obligated by law to inquire if yer Jaybells. That'll be all, miss, many thanks fer yer time! -car vanishes in green sparks, along with the cookie-

submitted by DaPastryPolice, age not ur wax
(March 18, 2022 - 7:46 pm)
submitted by GreenTop!
(March 19, 2022 - 9:19 am)

"I PLEAD THE FIFTH!" QueenMushroomBaret hastily speeds away in xyr hot pink baguette-powered car, a grumble on xyr lips. Something vaguely suggesting a frustration at being guessed on the first try escapes from xem, but no one is any the wiser. Right? 

The Queen still holds the cookie! Which is definitely all that matters.

Yet, DaPastryPolice has indeed won a brownie point already... :/

submitted by QueenMushroom, xe/she
(March 22, 2022 - 3:14 pm)

If it wasn't clear, by any chance, then I do indeed be QueenMushroomBaret. :/

submitted by Jaybells, Lost in the Cookieverse
(March 22, 2022 - 3:26 pm)

Ha ha ha!! The cookie magnetically is attracted to my hands, and I strike a theatrical pose, holding the cookie. Triumphant. Forever. Because the only way I will drop the cookie is (inconveniently) if another CBer comes along and makes me drop it. And no CBer ever will come along, because I am the only one who goes about among old CB threads. There are great advantages to doing this...

So I have neatly won this, UNLESS I decide it's no fun winning all ny myself and go and top this, but that is up to me.

@DaPastryPolice, are you Darkling?

submitted by Sapphire
(November 19, 2022 - 8:24 pm)