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I need some help.

I am not actually sure what thread to put this on, but I feel like the most people would see it here. Anyways, I have this tech project that I think accounts for like 53% of my final grade. I have to create a commercial. I decided to do mine for the company directv. (it isn't actually for them and the commercial isn't atually going to be posted anywehre) I chose directv because in my opinion their commercials are better than another business. My problem is that I ended up writing three different scripts and I have no clue which one to use and my teacher for whatever reason thinks that we should all have good discernment by this age. Here they are. Tell me which one is your favorite.

When your cable takes a long time to load, you resort to other things like reading boring books.When you resort to reading boring books, you get frustrated with the book. When you get frustrated with the book, you throw the book. When you throw the book, it hits the librarian. When it hits the librarian. When the book hits the librarian, you have to pay the medical fees. When you have to pay the librarian's medical fees you end up broke. When you are broke, you get evicted. When you get evicted, you are homeless. When you are homeless, you have to beg food from the hotdog vendor. Don't beg food from the hotdog vendor. Upgrade to directv today.

There is an alternate ending to that one where you pay a fine on the book instead of medical fees. BTW I love reading and I don't get bored of books. Also these commercials are supposed to be unrealistic. (Just google directv commercials.) 

When your cable tv takes awhile to load, you resort to actually reading your ela book. When you read your ela book you get mad at the character for doing dumb things. When you get mad at the character for doing dumb things, you throw the books out the window and ruin it. When you throw the book out the window and ruin it, your ela teacher gets mad. When your ela teachergets mad, she sends a note home. When she sends the note home, you hide it so your parents don't find out. When you hide the note so your parents don't find out about it, your ela teacher gets angrier. When your ela teacher gets angrier, she calls your parents while right in front of you. When she calls your parents while right in front of you, you are forced to run away immediately after getting off the bus. When you have to run away so quickly, you have nowhere to go. Don't end up with nowhere to go. Convince your parents to upgrade to directv today.