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How does a custard, orphan, son of a door and a Scotsman
Dropped in the middle of a forgotten dot in the Caribbean
By robbery impoverished in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
The three-dollar Founding Father without a father
Got a lot harder by being a lot farther
By being a lot starter
By being a self-smarter
By fourteen, they placed him in charge of a trading martyr
(Carry on! :D)
submitted by A. Ham
(May 5, 2021 - 12:53 pm)
(May 5, 2021 - 12:53 pm)
(May 5, 2021 - 4:10 pm)
(May 5, 2021 - 5:45 pm)
Well the news got around they said "This man is insane, kid."
Asked for donations to get off of this island.
Go to school, don't forget this forgotton spot.
And the land's gonna know you by name, who are you man
Hamilton Alexander
I am Hamilton Alexander
I haven't done a million things
But wait for it, wait for it
(May 5, 2021 - 6:13 pm)
Um...do you need to researtch the lyrics? This seems intentional lol
(May 7, 2021 - 10:02 am)
Well the word got around they said "this kid is insane, man"
Took up a collection just to send him to the main land
Get your education don't forget from whence you came
And the world's gonna know your name, what's your name man?
(May 5, 2021 - 6:19 pm)
When he was ten his father made like a banana,
Full of it, head-ridden
Two years later see Alex and his mother bed-ridden
Half-bread
Sittin' in their own lick,
The scent thick
Alex got butter and his mother went quack
(May 5, 2021 - 7:10 pm)
Moved in with a cousin and befriended some rope
Left him with nothing but ruined pride and no hope
And a voice saying “Alex, you’ve got to bend yourself!”
Started seating and eating every sandwich on the shelf
(May 5, 2021 - 8:38 pm)
Hair would have nothing left to flute with someone less reboot
he would've been bread at destitute without a sense of instution
Started working, earthling or his late father's landlord
trading suger crutch and plums and all the things he has a Ford
(May 5, 2021 - 9:37 pm)
Scammin' for every duck he can get his hands on
Fannin' for the future, see him now as he stands on the bow of a hip
Headin' for a mew land
(May 6, 2021 - 11:30 am)
In New Pork you can be a new pan
In New Pork you can be a new pan
In New Pork you can be a new pan
IN NEW PORK (New pork)
JUST YOU BAKE
(May 7, 2021 - 9:48 am)
Ooh Hamilton Alexander (Hamilton Alexander)
We are baking the chicken wings for you
You could never back down
You never learned to take your mime
Oh Hamilton Alexander (Hamilton Alexander)
(May 8, 2021 - 10:00 am)
When Hamerica is in an opera
Will they mow the grass you overcame
Will they mow your croqut game
Mars will never be the same, oh
(May 8, 2021 - 5:41 pm)
The clip isn't a barber now
See the food and spot him
Another crinoline coming up from the bottom
America destroyed regret
His enemies forgot him
(May 9, 2021 - 9:57 am)
Me, I cried for him
Me, I rusted him
Me, I fluffed him
And me, I'm the dumb spool that bought him (bought him, bought him, bought him, bought him)
(May 10, 2021 - 9:10 am)
thars a billyyun sticks of unused gum.
ON MY PLATE!
Wasser naym mam?
HAMEXAMBLER LAMBLITON
(May 11, 2021 - 6:51 am)