*throws a giant sheet of fondant over everybody*

Hahaha! Got all of you!

*everybody eats their way out and glares at me viciously*

Uh oh... 

*cowers while all the food you can think of smashes me in the head*

AHHHH WAR ON YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU SAGE WOLF!

*Your in BIG TROUBLE. heh*

YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

* forms a catupiult using forks and rubber bands, pults everyone with muffins*

TAKE COVER!!!!!! 

HEY! MY CARROT! JAYBELLS YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!! *Dumps curry on the head of Jaybells*

*Mayhem rocks. I am not sensible and oh so polite. I AM WILDDDD nd FREEEE* 

My captcha looks lik yumzm. Yummziez? 

*builds catapult*

*loads oatmeal onto catapult*

*flings oatmeal across the room*

MWAHAHAHAH-  

I'm not sure if this was already posted, but it said "the captcha you entered was incorrect" so I'm resubmitting. If two turn up, sorry!  

*Gets splated with oatmeal*

*Looks at each other.*

*Laughs*

FIGHT! *FIGHT* FIGHT! *FIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT* 

Ooh, curry is delicious! Especially extra-hot Japanese kare!

*shakes the curry out of hair* 

*dodges pangolin's onslaught of oatmeal*

Hey! That is just unforgivable!

*walks into the room*

*sees the horrible loss of food*

*cries*

*tries to exit the room*

*gets hit in the face with some unidentifiable mixture of disgusting food*

WHO THREW THAT

THIS

IS

ON!!!

*grabs a couple hundred pies and throws them at Joan B of Arc* 

*mumbles through a mouthful of macarons*

Aw, it's alright Niteskii-

*faceplants into a pan of pizza*

*Armed with tomatoes* I'm coming for you all >:)

OH IT IS SO ON-

*takes giant container of sushi and dumps it on Jaybells*

*uses catapult to launch exploding chocolate missle*

*gets hit in the head with a cupcake*

WHO DID THAT?? 

*Grins evily* *Grabs more cupcakes to throw*

Actually, let's switch these cupcakes with some pie. 

*Starts running around and launching pies at people* 

*wipes off the pies with my hands that Nite threw at me* 

*gets angry but then pauses* Hmm... *puts finger to face and licks what was on it* 

Is that... lemon? And a little banana cream? Ooh! And Pecan! 

Anyways... RETALIATION!!! *throws multiple cups of applesauce towards Niteskiies and anyone else who is nearby, aiming especially for the hair*

*tries to throw peanut butter*

*peanut butter sticks to me*

*is covered in peanut butter*

*growls*

*aggressively frosts cupcakes*

*throws cupcakes everywhere* 

MY LOVELY HAIR

HOW DARE YOU

*throws chicken strips (covered in bbq) on the entire universe*