THE BATTLEFIELD
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THE BATTLEFIELD
THE BATTLEFIELD
WHERE THE EVERLASTING EMPIRE AND THE TIMBER GOAT KINGDOM BATTLE!!!
submitted by Anon.G,TWolf,SammyE.
(July 29, 2020 - 5:42 am)
(July 29, 2020 - 5:42 am)
THE BATTLEFIELD
WHERE THE EVERLASTING EMPIRE AND THE TIMBER GOAT KINGDOM BATTLE!!!
I have no idea what's going on here 'cause I'm new, but I'm laughing so hard right now.
(August 6, 2020 - 5:14 pm)
LOL Yeah, there's a war between my friend's 'Timber Goat Kingdom' and my 'Everlasting Empire'. Wanna join?
P.S. Timber Wolf, Anonymous Goat, your rap was horrible XD
(August 6, 2020 - 5:51 pm)
I can't really rhyme, so I'll do my best.
We gonna defeat u,
You're gonna regret
The day that you
Set up the Timber Goat Kingdom!
The Everlasting Emipre
Will not fall,
But you will
Timber Goat Kingdom!!!
I'm sorry, that was awful XD!!
And Bradley said "diyfg". I think he wants to do a Do It Yourself Figurine challenge.
(August 7, 2020 - 11:37 am)
Hey, wassup,
I'm finally back
Ready to write another
Verbal attack.
QueenO'Wolves,
I wouldn't even try!
If you comment I'll shoot back
Before the sun is in the sky.
(August 8, 2020 - 5:07 pm)
Thanks Sammy, I'll totally join! Just waiting for someone in the Timber Goat Kingdom to respond to the last comment so I can crush them.
(August 7, 2020 - 3:34 pm)
...
I’m not really on either side, so nobody will care, yeah
But I’m here with a rap
Cause somebody dared me
I guess I’m with Everlast
Timber Goats are cool too
But whatever.
My time’s up
The Dare’s Done
And I’m
Out.
(August 12, 2020 - 8:14 am)
Okay, I've never even heard a rap in my life but here goes . . .
The Everlastin'
Can't be taken down
So you should back out as we
Take our crown
Okay, this is what happens when I attempt to initiate in a rap battle when I have never even heard a rap xD.
Hey, MEOWrulestheworld3! get over here, help, stop geeking out about One of Us is Lying!
Okay, she refused so I'm on my own.
The timber goats,
You won't get to gloat,
See I even forgot to capitalize that
Your so forgetable, you'll just go splat
Okay I'm awful at this but yah let's fight back and WIN! >:D I have talents other than rapping, I'd say we should have an artfight. Actually, I have a good idea -- an alliteration battle!!! (puns too, maybe). SO basicly, we alliterate a bunch!
As they say, alliteration sells so obviously the EVerlasting Empire has a better name.
Everlasting Empire Elequently Excentuates and Emenates Ecxellence, Elevating the Everlasting, Eagerly Ending Ecxsessively Evil Enemies.
(August 20, 2020 - 5:02 pm)
Sorry, had to go to dinner so I didn't get to finish.
The Everlasting Empire Elegantly Excentuates and Emenates Ecxellence, Elevating the Everlasting, Even Ecxitedely Embedding Elequence, Eventually Eagerly Ending and Earnestly Eradicating Ecxsessive Evil, Emptying the Entire Empire of Every Enemy.
That's twenty two. Can you beat that? I doubt it. You can use words like "the" and "and" but sparingly like I did and that's fine. You just can't use other words, such as "you" -- even that is too much.
(August 20, 2020 - 6:24 pm)
Come on guys, RESPOND! I challege you to make a comeback that us alliterating more than I did.
(August 25, 2020 - 6:25 am)