THE TIMBER GOAT

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THE TIMBER GOAT

THE TIMBER GOAT KINGDOM

HELLO CHATTERBOXERS!

We are declaring war with Sammy Everlast.

YES! WE ARE NO LONGER MINIONS! WE WILL OVERTHROW HER!

Yeah, we honestly have nothing better to do. 

SAMMY WILL PROBABLY MAKE AN 'EVERLAST EMPIRE' THREAD IF YOU WANT TO BE A TRAITOR AND JOIN HER 

We're using Chirp At Cricket for this because it's serious business.

THE WORLD IS AT STAKE! WHO WILL YOU JOIN?! US? OR SAMMY!?

Goat, please stop screaming in my ear.

Oh. Sorry Wolfie. I'll stop.

Thanks. Goat and I have decided to join forces and start a kingdom.

TWO BEST FRIENDS TAKING DOWN THE ENEMY EMPIRE!! 

...I asked you to do one thi-

SO! WHO WANTS TO BE A TIMBER GOAT!?!? 

 

Sincerely, 

Anonymous Goat and Timber Wolf 

submitted by TimberWolf,Anon.Goat, age IMMORTAL, Timber Goat Kingdom
(July 26, 2020 - 1:39 pm)

back to the Chirp at Cricket

Heck yeah! I'm joining! We shall build an EMPIRE!

Benny, you're not joining unapproved clubs until you mow the lawn!

OUR LAWN IS FAKE GRASS I'M JOINING THE TIMBER GOAT ARMY.

No, you can't. That's an order from your commander.

IF YOU'RE GENERAL WASHINGTON I'M CHARLES LEE BECAUSE I LIKE TO BADMOUTH YOU BUT YOU STILL LIKE ME. TIMBER GOATS FOR THE WIN!!! 

submitted by Benny, and Raining Rainbows
(July 26, 2020 - 7:36 pm)

top

submitted by top
(July 27, 2020 - 9:06 am)

Wait no nevermind I've gotten cold feet and I'm backing out, SEEYA!

submitted by Benny, who is backing out
(July 27, 2020 - 11:07 am)

*inhale* *exhale*

...

WHAT IS THIS TREASON!?! YOU DARE DEFY THE ONE WHO HAST TAKEN YOU UNDER WING!?
I VERILY BELEIVED YOU TWO WOULD NEVER BETRAY THY FRIEND!!
IM STARTING THE EVERLASTING EMPIRE! 
THIS.
IS.
WAR!!!! 
submitted by Sammy Everlast
(July 27, 2020 - 12:18 pm)

what is this? ps I am new so I don't know sammy or timbergoat

submitted by moonshine
(July 27, 2020 - 12:27 pm)

Anonymous Goat and I started a war with Sammy Everlast.

Sammy Everlast (AKA Sammy E.) is always on the Inkwell.

We thought it would be fun so... here we are. 

submitted by Timber Wolf
(July 28, 2020 - 4:06 pm)

Heck yeah! Let's crush those CBers to the GROUND!

Eh, sure. 

Oh c'mon guys, really?

I-I'm always ready to be your right hand man...

Kiss-up. 

Hey, Star just knows where her loyalty lies!

It's not against CBers, just Sammy. 

Well Sammy is a nice person...

Oh, but are you friends?

:I

I think I'm gonna stay neutral until I get the facts...

^-^Hey, what's up guys?^-^

Well you're ceratainly acting like a cool dude.

Tofix! Do you wanna be part of a...WAR?!?!?!

^-^!!!!!! YOU'RE INVOLVING ME???^-^

Penny, have you been leaving him out?

Uhm...Tofix, you can sew the sweaters!

^O^I won't disapoint!^O^ 

WAR TIME 

submitted by Sirfire, age unknown, the stratosphere
(July 27, 2020 - 2:11 pm)

Everlast has made her first move. The 'Everlasting Empire' was formed a while ago. How do we respond? 

submitted by Timber Wolf
(July 28, 2020 - 4:04 pm)

Okaay. 

WHAT?!? 

Well... =`-`= I decided we should be Timber Goats.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Cool. 

Um, okay. 

^-^Yay! I'll get to work on those sweaters! *begins knitting furiously* Hey, can we get some Vicuna yarn?^-^

Heck no! Do you know how expensive that stuff is?

^-^*sighs* expensivvve....^-^

That's right. Um.. Anon. Goat and Timber Wolf, what do you need us to do? 

 

submitted by Sirfire, age unknown, the stratosphere
(July 28, 2020 - 4:48 pm)

Hold on, lemme make a battle field thread XD

submitted by Anonymous Goat
(July 29, 2020 - 5:38 am)

We're having a rap battle on 'The Battlefield'!!

Timber Goats vs The Everlasting!

submitted by IMPORTANT
(July 31, 2020 - 12:32 pm)