Secret Identity thread:

Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

Secret Identity thread:

Secret Identity thread: A) We need a new one B) I'm bored.

Hey like everyone! Miley's BFF Mandy is like totally dating Miley's ex-boyfriend!!!!!! Oh, and BTW I'm Nicole the, like totally awesomest girl you will ever meet! I like pink, Miley, Robert, and knowing all about the latest styles and stars in Pixie, J-14, and Stars magazine! BRB, I just got a text.  My BFF Lauren said that Kevin's fiance was wearing a flamingo around her neck! I have just like totally got to find one! Well, Peace, Love, and Nick Jonas to all!!!!!

Your turn....

I mean It's like totally your turn next and stuff, y'know?

submitted by Nicole, Burried in J-14
(August 18, 2009 - 6:45 pm)

Sydney and Nicole! You two don't sound like reducers, reusers, or recyclers!  Did you know lipstick tubes can be recycled?  I am sure you haven't recycled yours and they are sitting in a dump right now where they will stay for hundreds of years.  Shameful.  *pauses*  Ooh!  Okay mommy, be right there!  I am going to go take a bath in eco-friendly bubble bath!  Yay! 

submitted by Wendy W., age 8, in the bathtub
(August 20, 2009 - 5:18 pm)

What? No, I'm just reading. I think it's Meadow.

submitted by Mary W., age 11.69, NJ
(August 20, 2009 - 7:13 pm)

Hi hi hi!! I'm Katie, everybody!! Hey Nicole - you're in my English class this year!!!! (I'm the short blond (: two rows behind you I think ) I'm sooooo into music! You name it - Katy Perry, Kelly Clarkson, Pink, Jason Mraz.... it goes on and on. I don't thinik Miley's music is so hot though, I mean she can't SING!!!! AND I HATE LADY GAGA'S MUSIC AND .... ya know.  But I luv pop music and I do hip hop! Whoops betta go! Catcha later, girl!

Katie ♥ (:

submitted by Katie
(August 20, 2009 - 9:01 pm)

Wait like a second... I'M TAKING ENGLISH?!?!?! It's not like I distinguish classes that well, I obviously, like have better things to do, but ENGLISH?

On a much more important subject, you don't like Miley? She's like totally my hero! And Lady Gaga is awesome!

First I find out I'm taking English, and now you say you don't like my idol! Today is not a good day for me. *sniff* I'm going to get some money from my rich daddy and go to the mall to make me feel better. You wanna come with, Sydney?

submitted by Nicole , age 15, The mall
(August 21, 2009 - 10:59 am)

OMG I am so so so sorry!! Maybe you weren't the one in English.... but I'm telling you she's really into Miley too and her name is Nicole!! REALLY! I'm not lying! Please, can't we just be friends??

And btw, :( I like the mall too :( . And I'm rich too. And, and, and ..... *sob*

submitted by Katie, age 15, 2 more days to
(August 22, 2009 - 12:24 pm)

*sigh* turns out I am taking English.... Well, you can at least come to my fab Sweet Sixteen, and then we'll see. Now get up. You are like totally ruining my new pink skinny jeans.

submitted by Nicole, age 15 , Next to sobbing
(August 22, 2009 - 10:47 pm)

I forgot to RSVP! I'll be at your sweet 16!

submitted by Sydney, age 15
(August 23, 2009 - 11:00 am)

What am I doing. Forget it, K? I'm tired of trying to impress the "popular people". And fyi I don't care about your skinny jeans.

submitted by Katie
(August 26, 2009 - 7:52 pm)

Totally, girl. I couldn't say no to the mall! DUH!

submitted by Sydney, age 13, MN
(August 23, 2009 - 10:57 am)

Moo. Hmoo! Moo!

submitted by A Cow
(August 21, 2009 - 10:49 am)

Oh dear... Who let another barn animal into MY

classroom???!!! *taps foot in rage*

submitted by Mrs. Bitterton, age *GASP!!!*, Dragging a very
(August 21, 2009 - 1:27 pm)

Yes Mrs. Bitterton. I'll help you remove the cow, Mrs. Bitterton. I'll stay after class and clap the erasers, Mrs. Bitterton. Do you need a hand with anything, Mrs. Bitterton? I know all 50 states, Mrs. Bitterton. Don't you think I'm a good student Mrs. Bitterton? I don't like Nicole either, Mrs. Bitterton. *bounces her long blonde curly hair*

submitted by Mary Lou, age Perfect, In the classroo
(August 21, 2009 - 10:15 pm)

Hey all! Listen up! I'm going to have a FAB Sweet Sxteen Party in just 3 days! Gather round to see if you're like, invited. Let's see... Yes... you are ALL invited.... except for Mary Lou, the cow, and Mrs. Bitterton. It's like TOTALLY going to be awesome. Well, see SOME OF YOU there! *shakes long blond hair w/ purple hilights* Come on then, Sydney, Lauren, let's like, get ready for the fab party!

submitted by Nicole, age 15, In the clasroom
(August 22, 2009 - 10:42 pm)

I totally can't wait!

submitted by Sydney , age 15
(August 23, 2009 - 11:02 am)

Oh! *looks thrilled* Mary Lou, my star pupil! Thank you, dear. If only all of the students were as helpful as you!

*puts hands on Mary Lou's shoulders* Class, this should be your role model. If all of you were as enthusiastic as Mary Lou, than this would be a better

place for all of us. *continues to praise Mary Lou*

*bell rings* Oh, class dismissed!

submitted by Mrs. Bitterton, age Hmph!, Praising my sta
(August 23, 2009 - 8:11 am)