Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

HELP WANTED

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The advertisement was made of a slightly faded paper that had once been eye-poppingly colorful. It consisted of a large, bold black heading (HELP WANTED) and words of a similar font underneath. The paper's borders had been decorated with striped patterns of various colors, some once bold and bright, others that had obviously been pastel when they were in good condition.

If you chose to read it (and I highly suspect you did), the following could be seen:

HELP WANTED

Hello, you! 

Oh yes, you. There isn't anyone else reading over your shoulder, is there? Oh, you know the answer already--but if there is, please! Invite a friend to read as well! Hand them this paper, or share it! Let the world read!

Ah, yes. Help is wanted--your help! The help of our entire land--the Chatterbox! All who exist under our lovely blue dome should be aware of this advertisement!

For, in fact, I need your creativity. The LtE needs your creativity.

What is the LtE?

LtE stands for the Longest Thread Ever. It began as a thread with one goal--to become the longest on the Chatterbox. Towards the beginning it was a nest of spam and craziness, but through controversy and realization, it became dedicated to becoming the Longest Thread Ever through creative posts, without spamming. 

In fact, the LtE has reached that goal before! But older threads have expanded and made their way past the LtE (*note: No ill intent towards said threads is meant in these posts. The writer of this glorious advertisement has extreme respect toward the Art Thread and others), so it currently is not, in fact, the longest. 

What now?

Please, my friends, answer this glorious advertisement! Aid the LtE in its ascent!