Places to Chat
Funny things people
Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket
Funny things people
Funny things people in my literacy class have said!
"Even though this debate is clearly up for debate."
"Says the person who can't say 'massage'."
"He looks like an off-brand Abe Lincoln."
"I'm gonna brachio arm." (Context: the root brachio means arm)
"I know my dinosaurs bACK OFF!"
"I make up for my grades with my sparkling personality."
"Henry David Thoreau is the guy on the streets of Chicago who yells at you about all the ways you've sinned during your life."
"I think our teacher is a time traveling chicken."
"I'm gonna read this book so hard!"
"Please turn in your books. Or, if you've lost yours cause you're a delinquent-" (said by our teacher)
Teacher: "From Tuesday on, this book is your gospel!" Girl: "What's a gospel?"
"He's just sitting there... sniffing the chair."
"Why are you kissing your arm?"
"You're not doing diddlysquat."
Boy 1: "He's like a horse." Boy 2: "Is that a compliment or an insult?" Boy 1: "Like a work horse."
Boy: "GUYS HELP ME HIDE THE BOOKS!" *teacher walks in* Boy: "Nevermind...."
"Moiste." (Read in a weird French accent)
submitted by The Girl Next Door, age 14, Washington
(February 23, 2019 - 10:48 pm)
(February 23, 2019 - 10:48 pm)
Ack! I meant to post this under the already existing thread!! Sorry, everyone!
(February 25, 2019 - 9:14 pm)
(February 26, 2019 - 2:02 pm)
Who cares. I put stuff on that thread and it's so long it didn't get noticed anyway. :)
Here's a quote from MY friend (am I staring over that other thread? no I am not. I am sharing some with TGND cuz she'll NEVER see it on the already existing thread otherwise, it's SO LONG, and this quote is HILARIOUs in my opinion anyway she must see it):
"Is that a jar of dead bats in the corner?!"
and also (from a different friend):
"Mom! I'm cleaning a dinosaur with a napkin!" (and she WAS I swear she truly was)
(here's a picture of the dinosuar (from just after Xmas, so way before she cleaned him):
(February 28, 2019 - 1:20 pm)