Does anyone else feel really awkward when you accidentally lock eyes with someone you don't know or don't know very well? I get embarrassed whenever I feel like I'm looking at people x3.

Today I was in Chorus class and we were singing a song that goes "Let's put the rooster in the stew!". Well, in the class there's one boy (named Riley) who sits in the corner and reads a book for the whole period, instead of singing. So the teacher suddenly stops playing the piano, and we all stop singing. She walks over to where Riley is sitting and sings "Let's put the Riley in the stew!" and he looks up at her, and everyone in the class starts laughing so hard. It was the funniest thing ever.

First, a fun fact about me: I react violently to being scared.

Now for the story: My friend hid behind a door and when I came out she jumped out from behind the door and shouted at me. Without even screaming, shouting, or showing any sign of fear, I straight-up whirled around and punched her square in the chest. Us both being teenagers, she was slowly dying of pain for the next ten minutes or so and I was trying not to laugh while attempting to make her feel better. 

Most of the rest of the girls who read this probably know why my friend was in such excruciating pain... XD

I have the perfect story for this!

So as I was walking out of filming today, my sort of friend's mom (he's an extremely smart guy so we work together a lot, side note I'm a girl) yells out of the car and tells me to come over to her. I do, and she starts absolutely gushing about me, telling me and my mom how wonderful and positive I am and (real quotes here) "If my son could be half as good as you, it'd be a godsend!" "I'd want my son to marry a girl like you!" "If my son could marry a girl like you it would be proof that there's a god in the world!" It's funny now, but it was embarrassing then, so I suppose it qualifies as both funny and embarrassing!

~Starseeker 

I was on the school bus, really tired because I had gotten up so early that morning. I was sort of dozing off and had my eyes closed but not quite asleep, when my friend thought it would be funny to stick a piece of carrot in my mouth, and I full on screamed and smacked her hand away. 

I do these at least five times a day, but here are some:

I was sitting in the car, alone, waiting to go to school, and my mom cane back from dropping off my brother. I waved to my mom, and she screamed! It was so funny.

At our high school's football game, my friend Gavin purposefully called McDonald's and asked if it was Baskin Robbins. The next week, he did it again, and the same lady answered, and guess what? She legit told him to never call again! 

We we're going on a field trip, and me and a few other girls were sitting in the row in front of our old, deaf, mean teacher. The teacher, Mrs. R, started taking chunks of our hair and twisting them together. It was kind of freaky.

We were in class with Mrs. R, and she partnered us up to practice our state capital and abbreviation flashcards. I was with my hilarious friend Eli. He asked me Rhode Island, and I said, "Providence, R.I. It stands for Robert's Igloo." We laughed as silently as we could, and then I farted, which made us laugh so much harder. 

On the first day of Spanish class this year my teacher greeted everyone one by one by saying "mucho gusto" (nice to meet you). It was my first day of high school so I was nervous and trying to figure everything out, and just wanted to focus on getting to the right classes on time. I heard her saying mucho gusto to everyone and I completely panicked and my mind when blank. It was so simple, all I had to do was say mucho gusto back to her, but I couldn't think of a single word in Spanish. I heard someone else say "muy bien," maybe it was my teacher, and I thought "oh muy bien! That's it, that's what I'm supposed to say!" So I walked up and she said "mucho gusto" and I said "muy bien," and she looked at me, confused, and said "mucho gusto" again. I was just standing there not knowing at all what to say until the girl behind me said "just say mucho gusto." I'm sure it wasn't as bad as I thought, but I can't get over the fact that that was my first impression on my Spanish teacher.