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We need some new games on here! Note: I did not create this. At least I don't think so... It's been a while I can't remember. XD Anywayzers here are the rules:
1. Post a situation, for example:
I am trapped on the roof of a sky scraper. There is a very hungry dragon guarding the stairwell. I have a blue toothbrush, a lightbulb, and a box of chocolate. How do I escape?
2. Someone else replies with a solution to the situation, for example:
Give the dragon the chocolate. After it has eaten it, its mouth will feel dirty. Clean its teeth. It will trust you. Then give it the lightbulb as a present. It will step aside and let you leave!
3. After the second person has solved the first person's problem, they will post a new situation, and it keeps going on.
RULES
1. You must use every item.
2. Wait until you are sure the most recent post has shown up to reply to someone. Hopefully we can avoid confusion.
3. Answers or situations do not necessarily have to be realistic.
4. If you have any questions, just ask!
5. Have fun!
Heres my situation:
I am trapped on a plane that is about to crash into the water. I am the only person on the plane. I have a mini unicorn, a button, a tree branch, a frog, and a pillow. How do I escape?
P.S. Cardinal says "ievy". No, you're Cardinal. Not Evy... "fbre". Fiber??
submitted by Kate-the-Great, age ???????, A Galaxy Far Far Away...
(June 15, 2018 - 3:30 pm)
(June 15, 2018 - 3:30 pm)
lets just get the first topping out of the way
CAPTCHA says "ituo" Which means: "it. you? oh!" She is very confused about me.
(June 15, 2018 - 4:33 pm)
Now the second top.... Then it should be at the top
CAPTCHA says "hrfu". Here for you? Awww how sweet! Now she says "buoi". Boi?? Wow you got sass CAPTCHA.
(June 15, 2018 - 5:02 pm)
First, you press the button, which, strangely enough, causes wings to sprout from your mini unicorn. You hop onto it and use it to fly away from the plane. Then you use the tree branch to rip open the pillow. You dump the stuffing into the water, then tie the pillowcase to the frog so that it can parachute to safety (the frog was for moral support during the first part of the unicorn ride).
I am being attacked by an angry mob of grandmas for no apparent reason. They have me cornered on a rooftop. I am armed only with a gray sweatshirt, a Bluetooth speaker, a can of spray deodorant, a box of old rose petals, and a giant sloth.
(June 15, 2018 - 7:35 pm)
Put the old rose petals in the can of spray deodorant and spray it at the Grandmas. This will distract them for a minute or two during which you turn on the blue tooth speaker which makes little blips and bloops which confuses the Grandmas because they don't know what it is. Then you wrap the sweatshirt around the sloth like reigns and ride away, leaving the Grandmas huddled around the speaker in confusion.
I am swimming in an underwater cave being chased by a rainbow sea monster. There is an opening through which I can escape, but it's blocked by rocks, and the sea monster is coming too quickly. I have a water bottle, a stick of melted cotton candy, a huge leaf, and a ceramic plate. How do I escape??
@Random Person: Yep that's fine! Now you can solve this one!
Cardinal says "mbtd".
(June 15, 2018 - 11:06 pm)
Smear the cotton candy onto the leaf, shove the leaf into the water bottle, shove the water bottle through a hole in the rocks, and get out of the way. The rainbow sea monster will barge into the rocks, causing them to crumble, and swim away after the water bottle. Use the plate to shield yourself. You may now swim home.
I am trapped in a maze, with a giant spider. I have a bouncy ball, a purple blanket, a can of hair spray, a live turkey, and a ham sandwich. How do I escape?
(June 16, 2018 - 6:17 am)
You use the cotton candy stick and the leaf to start a fire, which distracts the sea monster. Then you poor water into it's eyes. Then you use the plate to move the rocks.
You are on a huge rock being chased by an angry elephant. You are too high to jump. You have some pop rocks, a popcicle stick, a gold nugget, and an old boot. What do you do?
(June 16, 2018 - 8:23 am)
Take the stick of melted cotton candy and quickly scrape all of the gooey candy off onto the leaf. Break the ceramic plate and stab the shards through the front of the leaf, then wrap the leaf around you. (I interpreted 'huge' as giant.) This will cause the sea monster to believe you are now also a sea monster, and that the ceramics are your fangs.
Snarl at it, then swim quickly to the side. The confused sea monster probably won't stop, and will keep going until it crashes into the rocks, leaving them more cracked then before. Shove the water bottle into one of those large cracks and twist. The rocks will fall away, leaving you able to swim to safety.
Help! I'm being chased by several angry (but endangered, and illegal to injure or kill!) werewolves through a desert. I have nothing but a fishing rod (and no hooks, bait, or tackle), a balloon, and a rag doll. What do I do?
(June 16, 2018 - 8:54 am)
Give the rag doll to the werewolves to play with, blow up the balloon, tie the fishing rod to the balloon, hang on to it, and get out of there like the movie Up.
I am a deer trapped by vines with hunters chasing me. I have a pillow, my antlers, and a stick of dynamite that is about to explode. How do I get out? (remember, you don't have fingers)
(June 16, 2018 - 12:30 pm)
Use the dynamite to blast through the vines, spear the pillow on your antlers and use it as a shield as you charge back through the hunters.
I am in an underground tunnel with only one exit. A large hairy monster is coming up the tunnel toward me. I am armed with a blanket, some blueberries, a glass jar, and a comb. How do I escape?
(June 16, 2018 - 2:01 pm)
(I may or may not have abused the frog)I smash all the windows with the tree branch, tie a button to a seat with the strap, attach the frog's tongue to the button, wrap the pillow around my head to cushion the intial impact, swing out the window by holding on to the frog, and use the unicorn as a floatie to get to the top of the water.
I think someone already answered it, but i just wanted to answer it anyway :D
(June 15, 2018 - 7:43 pm)
To avoid confusion, I wll answer all the unanswered ones.
1. Spray the hairspray in the spider's eyes, making it blind. Give it the purple blanket to make it feel better, then give it the ham sandwich so it doesn't chase you. The bouncy ball is magical, obviously, so bounce it and then follow it to the exit while riding the turkey.
2. Give the elephant the pop rocks so it likes you. Then offer the gold nugget as payment for it to lower you down off the rock with it's trunk. Secure the old boot to your head with the popsicle stick for a helmet, and then the elephant will lower you down!
3. The only reason the monster is chasing you is because it wants a new hairstyle! Put the blanket around it's shoulders like the ones they put on you at a hair salon, then break the glass jar and use the pieces to give it a hair cut. Next, comb the hair, and then use the blue berries to dye it blue! The monster is very happy with its new look and leads you to the exit.
I am being held hostage in my room by my mother who wants to force me to do chores. Howevor, I have a severe allergy to chores, and if I do them I could die. How can I do them without killing myself? I have a laptop, a pilllow, two dogs, a rock, amd a globe.
(June 16, 2018 - 2:59 pm)
Use the rock to smash the laptop. This noise will alert your mother, who will come into the room. Then, useing the globe as a weapon, force your mother to do your chores. Use the dogs to enforce discipline while you relax on the pillow. (Note: never do that IRL)
I am stuck up a tree. At the base of the tree there is a lion. If I jump from the tree, the lion will get me. All I have are three frogs, a wooden beam, a rocket, and a giant tape dispenser (complete with giant tape!).
(June 16, 2018 - 11:50 pm)
Open your laptop and code a program. Use it to control the dogs and make them do the chores for you (let's assume you are a master coder). Put the pillow over your face so some of the chores germs don't get into you and kill you. Now, to kill time and not die of boredom, play a game in which you put the rock on random places on the globe and see which country it lands on.
I am in the middle of an empty elevator shaft, with my hoodie stuck on a rusty iron hook on the wall. Below, there are dangerous, poisonous spikes. Above me, there's an evil villian and his girlfriend. I have with me a flashlight, an apple, a bottle of champagne, a plastic elephant, and a neon pink hair ribbon. How do I get out of this scenario alive?
(June 17, 2018 - 6:52 am)
First, offer the villan’s girlfriend the hair ribbon. She will be so over whelmed by the pinkness that she will pull you up. The villan will be displeased, but you will give him the apple and champagne and he will let you pass. Use the flashlight to get out of the building, and the plastic elephant is comfort for the whole expirience.
I won’t post another one because my other one is unanswered.
(June 17, 2018 - 12:45 pm)
You are trapped in a mansion, being chased by a murderous giant duck (that may or may not be the AFLAC duck). There is a window at the end of the corridor, and you have on you:
A rose, a belt, and a blanket.
GOD BANBA DID YOU JUST USE A SLUR ON ME-- YOU'RE ASIAN TOO FOR PETE'S SAKE.
(June 16, 2018 - 3:25 pm)