Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

So... Uh...

MEESA BAAAAAAAAACK!

*gets poked in the back by a fish dude on a camel-squid*

AGH! *Rubs wound* Howwude!

So yeah, I'm back from my vacation in Canada, and I have many plans. *schemes*

PLAAAAAAANSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Ahem. Sorry. So, before you give me all the regular welcome backs and stuff, I have some announcments to make.

So, any of you guys who saw my original post aboot (sorry, about) leaving are probably wondering, "Mr. Waffleson, you back later than you said you would be! What gives?"

You see, there was this thing with a giant paper clip, a rubber chicken, and WAAAY too many ninjas. It's a looooooooooooooong story.

Don't forget about us!

I wasn't planning on it!

JAMIE IS BACK!! WOOHOO! *Plays Footloose on Spotify and dances*

Settle down, Jamie. You don't want to wake up whatever is in that cage over there. *points to a giant cage across the room that is eminating a low, growling noise.

Any way, my name is Very Bad, and I'm so happy to be back!!! Hey, Rose, We're back!

Huh? Wha? OH! Yeah. We're back. Yaaay. Can I finish the Lunar Chronicles now?

'aand meee tooo! dont frgt Kilp!'

I never would, little buddy.

ANYWAYS, I HAS SOME QUESTIONS.

1. I know that TONS of people left while I was gone, but I'm not exactly sure who. Could you please tell me who all left?

2. Who are the new CBers? HELLO TO ALL OF YOU! I am the local Crazy Fanboy TIme Lord.

3. What kinda cool stuff didja make while I was gone? Just point me in the direction of the nearest Rp or Solo Write, and I'll be good.

*BOWS* Thank you, thank you, thank you very much.

WAFFLE HO!

*Backflips off of roof and falls 70 ft. before spreading out hiden wingsuit at the last second and flying up while simultaneously chucking a granda behind me which explodes nto a cloud of purple smoke*