Good idea, Autumn Artist! Happiness!!!

"Each day is like a gift. Open it, enjoy it and look forward to the next one."-UNKNOWN 

I actually got that quote from a poster pinned up at my local market. I still like it, though.

Are you ok, Autumn Artist? *hugs* 

Um... let me think of a funny story.

Well... there was this one time in History class where were were talking about the Maya and their agriculture. So my teacher asks, "Whats is the main crop that the Maya grew?" And somebody said, "Maize." So my teacher, being the punny person he is, said, "That was an a-maize-ing answer." then my best friend says, "that was corny." The people in my class also love to roast each other, here's one that I heard today- "this rice is tasteless" "just like your fashion sense". Idk.

I also write down funny out of context things I hear through out the day. Here are a few:

"I came out and you were holding an abnormally large goose."

"You hit the president with a baritone!"

"Donald Trump and Batman like to lie on the floor"

"What is the definition of the word 'casserole'?"

"Faires don't do the chicken dance!"

"Two words- give me pizza!"

"How is having a baby not apoctalyptic?"

"I don't know why you guys think my dad looks like a serial killer"

"I wish I was a bulldozer..."

"That's our kindergarten teacher, the one who was addicted to cough crops."

"We have to write about freaking Andre the Giant." - "Do you mean Alexander the Great?"

"The have a new single coming out called mayonaise?"

"Who put a sticker of an advacado with a cape on my desk?"

"It was like High School Musical but at Walmart"

"Is it illegal to throw eggs at the White House?"

"Frosty the stupid snowman walked into the sunflower shop and died"

That's it. Hope it cheered you up a bit!