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Hi everyone, UNSUSPCTINGSTRYTLLR and I are going to try out for a "variety show" at our middle school. I need your help to find a humorous, 5 minute long, two females skit. I really need help to find a good skit script, because auditions are in FOUR DAYS! Thank you. 

submitted by AutumnArtist:)
(March 16, 2017 - 9:25 am)

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submitted by Top top top top top!
(March 16, 2017 - 2:04 pm)

@Admins,

Do you have any suggestions on this? It would really help if you did. :) 

With four days to go all I suggest you search online if your parents allow you to do that. Or how about just telling several jokes? One of you asks a question and the other gives the punch line. I'm not very experienced with drama or comedy. I'm a musician.

Admin

submitted by TOP please, Admins!
(March 16, 2017 - 2:06 pm)

Do any CBers have any advice or websites I could use?

submitted by Top for acting!
(March 16, 2017 - 2:32 pm)
submitted by Toppity top!
(March 17, 2017 - 1:19 pm)

Can ya write your own? Several years ago, two friends and I created an entire script and everything for our school talent show. We made a game show called "What are you gonna ask today?" In it, we had fake 'call-ins' where we would pretend to talk to someone on the phone, who would ask us if it was possible to do some random thing.

Such as, "Is it possible to waltz on your knees with three people?" "Is it possible to teach a turkey to sing the ABCs?" For this one, we dressed my little brother like a turkey and had him waddle onstage, singing the alphabet song. Just things like that. It was so much fun and you guys could easily make something like it!

submitted by Cockleburr
(March 17, 2017 - 1:10 pm)

Thanks for your advice, but we are not allowed to make it up ourselves :(

Thanks anyway, though! :) 

submitted by AutumnArtist:)
(March 17, 2017 - 2:31 pm)

Happy St. Patrick's day!

submitted by Rae
(March 17, 2017 - 3:08 pm)

Thanks, Rae! You too. :)

submitted by AutumnArtist:)
(March 17, 2017 - 6:08 pm)

Look up Studio C on YouTube they have a lot of good stuff.

submitted by Nighthawk
(March 17, 2017 - 7:10 pm)

I love Studio C!!!!!!!

submitted by Moonlight , age 12 , Ellesmera
(March 18, 2017 - 6:25 pm)

I have a couple of suggestions if you still need a script!

Bulbous Bouffant: a silly skit about someone who is obsessed with funny-sounding words. There are 3 people, but you could pretty easily cut it out of the script.

Flip A Coin: this is a sketch by Studio C, a clean sketch show. I've only been able to find it in video form.

 

submitted by Brown Bear
(March 17, 2017 - 7:41 pm)

My brother and I did this little duo skit thing last year called "Harum Scarum" by Christina Hamlett. It's actually for females, but we just changed it so he could be in it. It's basically a little mini play of a barber shop where people keep coming in who are princesses like Rapunzel, Cinderella, Briar Rose, and stuff like that. I was all the different characters, and just sort of turned around and became a different character. I don't know if you can do that in your audition, but it can be pretty cool and showcase the different characters. I hope you find something good for your audition!

submitted by Caroline
(March 17, 2017 - 10:35 pm)

You could do a cursed weather report?! So basically two people are doing a weather report and things happen like one of the people bonking the other person on the head with a rubber hammer or a dead bird falling out of nowhere and landing on their head and then they could have hilarious reactions. . . you get it. The original idea came from one of those childish phone games, Talking Tom and Ben, I believe. I used to play it when I was five.

submitted by Random Person, age 1-100, Somewhere
(March 19, 2017 - 5:56 pm)