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Silly Situation Game
Silly Situation Game
Its time for another one of these!
Here's how it works:
1. Describe the situation you are in. For example: I am trapped on a raft in the middle of the ocean surrounded by three man-eating sharks with unicorn horns.
2. List the items you have to save yourself. For example: I have a toothbrush, a piece of Laffy taffy, a statue of Santa wearing an Elvis suit, and a Sherlock Holmes deerstalker hat.
3. Submit the comment.
4. CBer 2 Replies and comes up with a solution. For example: Take the Laffy taffy and feed it to one shark so his jaws stick together, throw the statue far away to lure the second shark away, stuff the hat over the third shark's horn so he can't see, grab the tooth brush, and use it to paddle away as fast as you can.
5. CBer 2 posts the situation they are in.
6. Repeat.
Rules
1. Don't comment unless the previous one shows up.
2. Be creative. Please don't say "my mom made me clean my room" or something similar.
3. Have fun!
I hope you guys enjoy it! Also, please note this: I did not come up with this idea. All credit goes to the creator, whom, unfortunately, I do not remember.
P.S. Cardinal says "puob". NO! You are not allowed to go to a pub!
submitted by Kate-the-Great
(January 1, 2017 - 7:03 pm)
(January 1, 2017 - 7:03 pm)
Pick the lock with the pen, then run down the stairs. Drench bowser with water, disabling his fire breathing skills temporarily. Jump onto the cloud (I'm assuming it's a Mario cloud, so it's not actual water vapor, so you can stand in it), and bowser, in his bad eyesight, thinks you're Lakitu, the famed spike and coin throwing turtle. He stands there, staring, then you knock him out by throwing the alarm clock at his face, then escape down the stairs, and out the door, onto your non-fire breathing dragon. (Is his name perhaps, Yoshi?)
My Situation:
I am trapped underground, held prisoner by a band of angry rats, as big as Great Danes. The rats were made this way by an injection that a crazy doctor made, and the poor rats can change back, but only if I can escape first. They plan on eating me, and I need to escape before they start digging in with forks. I am tyed to a spit that has not been put over the fire yet, and the only way out is a manhole that three rats are guarding. All I have is a Wingfeather Saga Poster, a sparkly Santa hat, a crutch made out of a tree branch, a feather, and a ponytail holder. Help!
Nugget says gwah.That's not very encouraging.
(January 4, 2017 - 9:55 am)
When the rats get too close to you, knock them out with the crutch. The other rats will be too scared to come nearer. Use the sharp edge of the poster to saw through your ropes. From across the room, shoot one of the rats with the ponytail holder. S/he will run away. Tickle the next rat with the feather. S/he is so ticklish that s/he will faint. Turn the Santa hat inside out and stuff it over the third rat's head. S/he will get disoriented because s/he can't see and because s/he is getting a headache from the sparkles. Escape!
Situation:
I am babysitting a baby that turned into a zombie robot. The only way to escape is out the front door, but there are three more zombie robots outside it. Help me escape before I get infected and turn into a zombie robot! I have a can of baby food, a bib, a rattle, a ribbon, and a hair brush. Good luck!
(January 4, 2017 - 11:50 am)
I always thought baby food looked like brains, so tempt the zombie robot to put on the bib, but hold onto the ends and strangle him/get inside his workings(while standing out of reach on the empty can of baby food.) Get hair inside him to mess up his workings/choke him. Take the bib back, and build your way onto the roof with the baby food cans. Use the bib and the ribbion to make a wingsuit, then shake the rattle to distract the zombie robots and use your wingsuit to glide off the roof past the zombie robots.
Situation:
All the letters fly out of books and start attacking me. They all do something different:
A: Attacks B: super-sonic Buzzes, C: Evil Cleaning Fluid, etc. I have a turtle, a out-of-battery iPad, a milk carton, and a hard-boiled egg. Good luck!
(January 4, 2017 - 3:22 pm)