Aragorn: Hi I'm

Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

Aragorn: Hi I'm

Aragorn: Hi I'm new and cool.

Argh! No one pay any attention to him.

Aragorn: That was Brooklyn Newsie. She introduced me to this.Cool

Aragorn: Let me tell you a bit about myself. I like Comic books, Star Wars, Harry Potter, LotR and reading.I'm really excited to be here, but even Brooklyn is having a hard time explaining it all to me, so I might need some serious help.

Brooklyn: Correction, you already need serious help. 

Aragorn: Undecided

Brooklyn: Very funny.Yell

Aragorn: HA HA

Brooklyn: I take no responsibility for whatever mischief he gets into while on the CB.

Aragorn:  Innocent

Brooklyn: Anyway, he's weird, and hope you like him because if he keeps acting like this he is not going to have many friends 

Aragorn:  Don't worry, I'll be cool.

Brooklyn: I'm not worried about you, you're my BFF. You'll make lots of friends. 

submitted by Aragorn Scamander , age ninja
(December 1, 2016 - 6:58 pm)

Slytherin-ism!

submitted by Icy, age 12!!!, The Forest
(December 6, 2016 - 1:26 pm)

Hi! I hope you like it here! I haven't read LotR, but I love Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (FBaWtFT?)!!! One of my usernames is Olivia Scamander (Olivia's my actual name).

Niffler and Newt are so cute. 

submitted by Bibliophile
(December 3, 2016 - 6:39 pm)

Bolton? Oh, you REALLY don't wanna know who he is. 

Who is who?

SHUSH UP! NO ONE HEARD THAT! You may have heard... my... uh... pet chicken!

Your what now? I am-

*clicks submit*  

submitted by Darth Daisy
(December 5, 2016 - 7:25 pm)

Wait, are we talking about Calvin and Hobbes! Yes we are! I personally like the . . . no wait, that one . . . Um. I like them all but for now "Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons" gets an honerable mention. Oh wait, but what about the one where Calvin says "Where was milk first made? I mean, who was the guy who one day just thought 'Hey, what would happen if I took this pink thing and squeezed it? What would come out?"

XD . . . Sorry, I should probably fangirl about this elsewhere. :P

submitted by Coconut the dog, age I forgot, In the bed
(December 6, 2016 - 7:56 pm)

@ Coconut the dog

LOL. What about the 'A Swift Kick in the Butt: $1.00," one?

Oh. My. Cow's. Potatoes. I kid you not, but when I scrolled down, I saw that Porpentina

Tina!

Fine. TINA had said 'butt'. I think we have a Calvin and Hobbes fan. That is

A) #CAPTCHAcoincedences

and

B) Pretty weird.

@Admins, are CAPTCHAS prgramed to sometimes to say words and sometimes not? I mean, what is the chance of me talking about something and then the CAPTCHA forming a word that matched what I was posting? I'd say about 1 in a...

million. 

You know, it seems like Tina is getting terribly inapproprate. Earlier in the week, she said 'puke'. I have NEVER had a CAPTCHA who said so many words in a week (Elle barely said any), and somehow Tina's are all...

the common language of fifth grade boys.

Heyy! That iiss nott fair! Iitt iiss just- okay, mabe IIII read ttoo many Clvn andd Hobs. 

submitted by Brooklyn Newsie
(December 8, 2016 - 8:10 pm)

Hi Aragorn! Nice to meet ^w^ 

My name is Somebody the Zergling, my two AEs are Shifting Sands and Volcano Flame, my CAPTCHA is Fruity and we are g l ad to see people!

Talk to us and we'll talk back!

Shifting: No guarantee.

Volcano: *in distance* GUARANTEEEEE!!! 

Fruity: ftuo. 

submitted by Somebody and Co. , age Who cares, Various places
(December 6, 2016 - 8:05 pm)

I'm introducing my new AE (Brooklyn explained them to me)...

DARTHHAWK! 

He gets angry easyly, so be careful....

I WHAT?

Nothing.

No no no! I heard you-

*submit* 

submitted by Aragorn Scamander , age ninja, in the batcar
(December 8, 2016 - 11:26 am)

*lifts random hat*

I look forward to meeting you, Darthhawk. 

Does he like pies?!

Undoubtedly, Pinkie.

Aaaand Thorn would be here, but he has ... disappeared into his room. 

submitted by Cho Chang
(December 8, 2016 - 1:51 pm)

Don't you dare steal my girl, DarthHawk!

Snyder Fan, please. You and Pinkie were meant to be.

But Elle! Did you see the way she greeted him?!?

She asked him if he liked pies. Pretty much every AE likes pies. I like pies (key-lime strawberry with dark and white chocolate chips.) You like pies (whatever Pinkie bakes, you dub her 'best pie ever'). So why should she not wonder if this DarthHawk likes pies? Plus, Elsa asked too.

What if it MEANS something!?

You're overreacting. I think you two would be good friends. Me... I think he's sorta cute.

No! Don't you go crushing on him, Elle!

I wonder if I could ask him to the prom?

No! Don't do that!

Why not! I don't have a crush. Or a date. Or a boyfriend. You have Pinkie.

Yes-but that's different. Pinkie and I were meant to be! You shouldn't date an idiot!

>sniffs< Pinkie PIEper shouldn't date a jerk.

Hey guys! What's up!

I just met the cutest AE.

>facepalms<

He's Aragorn Scamander's AE.

>turns on blaring Hamilton music< Da da da DA DA! Da da dada di ada da da da di ada! YOU'LL BE BACK!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! 

submitted by Brooklyn Newsie
(December 8, 2016 - 3:03 pm)

*tackle hugs Snyder*

I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU! 

submitted by Pinkie PIEper
(December 11, 2016 - 1:31 pm)