Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

The Chatterbox Café!!!!!

Welcome lovely CBers, Admins, AEs, and Captchas!! I, your friendly neighborhood Café manager am here to introduce you to the CB's first, newly renovated Chatterbox cafe!   

First off I'd like to tour you through out our homely abode just to help your GPS get a little accustomed to the area. 

The chatterbox café made up of five stories, two above and three below.  

On top we have the painted woods library, complete with every author, book, and language imaginable.   Lounge on our serendipitous bean bag chairs or our futuristic floating benches while reading by the splendid light of our sunny windows and orracular moon globes (specially imported from the icelands of pyrriah!) 

Need help with nano?  Na-no problem! Our friendly and helpful staff his bubbling with helpful tips just for you!

Moving down with our state of the art elevator we come to the second floor of our FANTASTIC building!

Here we have the chatterbox café itself, complete with bathrooms (gents on the right ladies on the left) and a LED lit aquarium! Slurp a warm pumpkin stew with the sharks as well as  luxuriate by the NEWLY installed coral reef!   But dont forget!  Scuba diving illustrations by our very own Gerald the scuba-diving sea monster only on Mondays and fridays!   

Not enough?  Just try our vanilla whipped frappuchino for a taste of sweet sweet sugary delight!  Not a coffee person?  Don't worry! We have every confection, cuisine, and snack you can think of!

But what's a café without a little entertainment?   LIVE music every night by the worlds TOP artists including (but not limited to) Hamilton, Brooklyn Duo, Lindsey Stirling, Pop rock, cool cat jazz and much much more!

But our time here is over, let's now explore our third floor!!!!

The third floor exhibits our Fabulous art galleries and Movie theater (playing new releases friday-saturday). Want to display some of YOUR artwork?  Just contact our secretary for a chance to win a place in our gallery!

But don't think that's it!    The third floor is THE place for poetry, photography and of course ART competitions!

Moving on we now enter our stunning fourth floor!!!

Yearn for a chance to travel across the Saharan desert, Climb mount Everest or even jet through space?   Your only moments away from your dream here, with our surround sound 3D adventure facility!  Just type in your preferences and BOOM your in antarctica, the amazon or even 1765, London France!

But now we reach the end as we travel to the fifth floor! 

The one and only GRAY ROOM! Complete with clnder block walls and a drafty ceiling there's no better place to get depressed and grievenced!!!!!

Note.  For your safety we advise to adhere from entering this room as all our bravest staff who have ventured there seem to disappear minutes after entering.

~Rules~ 

1.  We hope you enjoy the chatterbox Café but for your and others safety please refrain from bringing:

Weapons (pies especially)

Fat free beverages

Wizards

Politics

Adherable language 

Cold drafts

And broccoli (it's a well known fact 88.9% percent of human life is extremely allergic to broccoli)

2.  Crazy antics such as book un-shelving, pie throwing, hog like eating and any other undignified manner of actions will be severely punished by our management.  (Punishment to include washing a weeks worth of our dishes, vaccuming all FIVE floors, reshelving ALL the books in the painted woods library and making pies for every CBer on the chatterbox.

And don't forget to check the calendar!  

Friday:

Skit performed by master arts theater, "the traveling monk" 5:45-7:00

Saturday:

Vote!   One band to perform next friday, Hamilton or Lindsey Stirling!!!!

Pixie dust, cello&voice solo 

Sunday:

Closed

Monday:

Scuba diving illustration 12:00 P.M. and 4:00 P.M.

5:30, The rock'n rollies!

Tuesday:

Poetry night!  Read your best poems about nature here at 5:30 P.M!!! Piano ensemble to play during reading.

Wednesday:

Free jalepeno sandwiches at the café!  Getem while they're hot!

Learn the Tango!  Free tango class and music at 6:45-8:30, snacks and beverages to follow

Thursday:

Tui T. Sutherland here at the painted woods library! Bring your books!

-----Do you have talent?  Register to play here at the chatterbox café!------

Friday:

Book club meeting, want to join?  Fill out the form below!

CB name:

Age:(optional) 

Genre:

Fav. book/author: 

Meeting upstairs at the painted woods library.

Saturday:

Scuba diving illustration 12:00 P.M. 

Winning Candidate to play at the chatterbox café!  4:00-9:30

Sunday:

Closed. 

P.S.  dont forget to guess me!

P.S.S.  this is NOT a ski lodge

Sincerely,

The Café management!