Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

This is Random News Reporter reporting.

Jarnen Leafpool, Æ of Leafpool, Esq., disappeared from his house sometime last night between 10:00 pm and 2:00 pm.

The exact time of his disappearance is unknown.

He left a note, which I will read:

Dear Leafpool and everyone else,

When you're reading this, I'll already be gone. Please don't worry about me; I'll be back in a few weeks. I just need to get away for a while...I can't do it anymore. You probably know what I'm talking about.

Please tell Chilly that...that I love her, and I always have, and I always will. 

Arwen, Serene, and Hazel, I'll see you soon.

~Jarnen

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Leafpool was unavailable for comment, but her Æs have some very strong opinio-

Hey! Hey! What's the matter with him? Running off? And I'm still in the middle of my wedding! Sheesh, I'm still wearing my dress and veil! Seriously!

*Whas thee matr? Whrs Jrnn?*

*Sighs* Read the thread. I'm apoplectic at him!

Wha...? What does apoplec-lesic mean? 

Never mind.