MP, please report

Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

MP, please report

MP, please report to the interrogation chamber ASAP.

Ten minutes later...

Hello, MP. We need to interrogate you. Grace cannot because, well...she says she absolutely will not. Mellie volunteered to interrogate, but you know how she is...I don't think she could do an interrogation. And she agreed. She's too peppy. So...they asked me. Therefore I'm here.

Oh please please I changed my mind can I pretty please be your interrogation assistant! Pleeeeesase?

Ugh. I know I said I wouldn't be here but I have to say that the amount of pleases you used was sickening. Like, I feel sick. Don't use any more, or I might barf. And I do NOT want to ruin these clothes! I just bought this purple tank top.

Since when do you care about your appearance?

Since...I...well...good for you! GoodBYE!

Back to my question! Pleeeeeease!

Okay. Just don't start on a chatterbox spree...

So you want me to...*grins* Talk less.

*squeals with delight*

Both: Smile more!

*laughs* You listened to Hamilton?!

Yes, only once though...but ohmycats at it is SO FLIPPING AMAZING!

TELL ME ABOUT IT, GIRL.

*knock on door* I couldn't help overhear...but were you guys singing Hamilton? This is supposed to be an INTERROGATION!

Okay okay...but bother us one more time and we might make YOU do the interrogating.

*cough* Er...not feeling like it today. You know how I said the pleases made me feel sick? I need to go...

BACK TO INTERROGATION. Sorry, MP, let's start over.

Hello, Masked Piester. We need to interrogate you. I'm just going to ask it flat out:

Did you give Grace the note and rare gummy bear?

Awwww, that was short!

Exactly why I didn't want you doing it. You would have made it too long.  

MP, we've got a lot of suspicions. A lot of people seem to think you did it. So...did you? 

submitted by Owlgirl & Co
(July 24, 2016 - 10:21 am)

OOH! I'M BEING INTERROGATED! HEY BAELY, GET A PICTURE OF THIS!

I'm not here! I went home!

FINE. I'LL TAKE A SELFIE. GRACE, DEARIE-O, WANNA BE IN IT? 

ANYWAY, I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE DONE THE GUMMY BEAR THING. AND I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON GRACE. WHAT'S IT TO YOU? I'M JUST A METAPHYSICAL BEING OF DESTRUCTION/FIGMENT OF BROOKEIRA'S IMAGINATION!

BY THE WAY, GRACE, HEARD YA LIKE PURPLE! I HAVE ALWAYS WORN PURPLE AS A BIG PART OF MY ENSEMBLE, SO NATURALLY I NOTICED YOU. ALSO, RAD HAIR, GIRL.

AU REVOIR! I'D BETTER GO STOP BAELY FROM BASHING HIS BRAIN OUT AGAINST THE WALL OVER THERE. GOODNESS, BAELY DEAR, I WASN'T THAT EMBARRASSING!  

submitted by Masked Piester
(July 24, 2016 - 4:19 pm)

Well, he's certainly not straightforward.

*takes selfie with MP* I...MP, you're not just a metaphysical bring of destruction/figment of Brookeira. You're so much more!

Cue the Christina Perri ballad. How about the one from Twilight? Because that sounded like something from a movie.

*blushes* Good for you! I just said that to...encourage him! I mean, I'm a soulless candy eating crazy, but I'm not soulless!

That makes no sense whatsoever.

What I'm saying is...I was just being nice!

Since when are you nice?

Well...I'm not that unempathetic!

If that were someone besides MP, would you be that comforting?

Um...of course!

That was not very convincing. 

I...it's not like I actually have FEELINGS for him. He's just another AE friend.

Uh-huh. 

submitted by Owlgirl & Co.
(July 24, 2016 - 10:58 pm)
submitted by top
(July 24, 2016 - 7:11 pm)

Ooooh, Grace, Grace, Grace my friend. We all know your little secret. *Grins mischievously*

Zeon, you little bug! Do you have something you would like to say?

MP likes Grace, MP likes Grace!

Aaaannnd?

And GRACE LIKES MP, GRACE LIKES-

Aannd?

And you are becoming really annoying, Quill. 

I suppose so. Did you use the gummy bears to help MP get Grace's attention?

No. I am NOT one for pranking my own friends.

Grace and MP are your friends?

On the Middle School RP...!

Mhm. Grace, MP, Zeon's up to mischief.  

submitted by Ashlee G.
(July 25, 2016 - 1:23 am)

Zeon, I will kick you.

submitted by Grace
(July 25, 2016 - 12:32 pm)

Hehe, go ahead and try-

What Zeon means to say is he is terribly sorry. I already beat him up for you.

YOU ARE TELLING ME! I got a huge knot in my head from that stupid book!

Anyways, your secret is safe, Grace. I will make sure Zeon won't EVER speak of it again. 

submitted by Quill & Zeon
(July 25, 2016 - 3:13 pm)

I;m probably going to ruin the party with my dumbness, but I have a question to ask.

Was that "I'm not soulless" a reference to Twilight? "I may not be human, but I'm still a man"?

submitted by Mei-xue (May-shreh), Fairyland
(July 25, 2016 - 11:48 am)

No, it wasn't. I have never watched Twilight. But that is eerily coincidential, considering the fact that I said cue the song from Twilight. That was just the first romantic ballad that popped up in my head. IS THIS A SIGN FROM TEH VAMPIRE WORLD THAT THE END OS COMING?!

submitted by @Mei, Owlgirl
(July 25, 2016 - 1:53 pm)

Ahhhhhhh! Never mention Twilight... Ever. It has sooooo many vampire and romance cleches. I hate it. Ahhhhh!

Elliot: You know how long I worked trying to make vampires decently recognized on Kyngdom? 

submitted by Gared
(July 26, 2016 - 12:01 am)
submitted by Twilight is EVIIIIIL
(July 25, 2016 - 2:19 pm)
submitted by YAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS
(July 25, 2016 - 4:09 pm)