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Topping SI

So this is an new type of SI in which you post under a name that you would when trying to top something. Fill in the age and location with something top-related too. If you usually go under a specific topping name like Mr. Top or Topping Wizard or something, use that.

You can give hints as we get closer to the revealing date, which is June 23. In fact, that is encouraged! Since this isn't something like a Book Title SI or a Favorite Color SI that you can actually have clues as to who the person is based on their names, don't work terribly hard to disguise yourself. This SI is hard enough already. 

You are forbidden to only use the word "top" as your name, whether you capitalize it or add exclmations or not. Because that's just not creative, people.

Once again, the revealing date is June 23. 

Corny topping puns are encouraged.

If you are not revealed by the revealing date, well...let's just say you're at the top! And that fact won't be top secret!

Let the topping/guessing frenzy begin!