Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

Pssst!

Okay. Guess what? St.Owl's birthday is on the 26th, meaning... 6/5 days from now! (depending on how you count.) We want to surprise her with something special.

"WE?" YOU DO! I DON'T! I'M GONNA SULK IN A CORNER!

Oh, come on. We have a lot to say thank you for.

LIKE NOT TEACHING ME KARATE AND GIVING ME YUMMY THINGS?
She doesn't know karate! And it's fighting moves!

AND MAKING YOU A QUEEN AND NOT MAKING ME A KING?
You do realize that would make us married, and Puck wouldn't be at all happy about that.

AND ENCOURAGING THIS PUCK THING!!!

Naw, really, Dev, you're such a cute couple. I just don't want you two preying on me.

Anyway, ignoring this grouch, I do want to do something. What? I haven't the faintest idea. Maybe St. herself has something planned. Who knows? But I do want to prewarn everyone, so that when she dumps buckets of chocolate on all of your heads-- oh, wait, did I just say that? Dang it!
TRADEMARK 2016 DEVIL OWL.

Be quiet. That was her idea.

IT WAS MINE!

Anyway, St.Owl will definitely NOT be dumping buckets of chocolate on your heads, so obviously you should be excited for the 26th (after you get all of the chocolate out of your hair in the shower). 

#AWARENESSOFST.OWL'SBIRTHDAY!

#DEVMAKESUPHASHTAGS!

#NoOneCanReadDev'sHashtagsAsHeWritesThemInAllCaps!

#FEATHERISANNOYING!
#DevIsWorse!

#OOOOOH!YOUCOULDREADIT!

#ThatIsn'tAHashtag!

#NeitherIsThat!

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