Well, you see, there has been an obsession about pies for a long, loooong, time, that was brought down by MuseBloggers. If someone is feeling down, others offer pies, if someone is being annoying, he/she gets pied. i.e., has a pie thrown in the face. The way you do it is simple. *pies* Or you can make it fancier. *uses exploding pies to pie imaginary opponent* *imaginary opponent explodes into slices* *imaginary opponent then starts re-assembling*. That is "pieing". So I thought, what if I started a Pie War, so everybody could enjoy pieing each other, so I started the Pie Wars. The current war is over who will be the next ruler of PieLand, as the King of Pies recently died. The main forces are: Jenni/Rightful Queen/me, BellaTrix/General Pyer the III, TNO,and Laura M.  BellaTrix and I have codenames, as you can see. On my side is: Lena and Meadow. On BellaTrix's side is: nobody so far. On TNO's side is: My younger sister Martia and Cara C.(CC). On Laura's side is: Jullia/Pie Warrior. And Pirocks/PIEMAN is freelance. Wolfie, will you join my forces and help me become Queen of Pies? *does puppydog eyes* Hmm?

Okay, that was loong, but now I hope that a) you understand Pie Wars, and b) you will join my side.

Join TNO's side!!! We have dynamite pies!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *pies Jenni/ Rightful Queen with dynamite pies* *Jenni/ Rightful Queen flies through the air*