THEINVISIBLEPIG

Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

THEINVISIBLEPIG

THEINVISIBLEPIG

GREETINGS, FELLOW CHATTERBOXERS! I AM THEINVISIBLEPIG, THE ONE NOT SEEN BUT THE ONE WHO SEES ALL! LOOK FOR MY WORDS OF WISDOM SCATTERED ACROSS CHIRP AT CRICKET. MY WORDS OF WISDOM SHOULD BE HEEDED BY ALL. I SEE ALL, REMEMBER THAT!

BY THE WAY, PAIGE, I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT YOU HAD FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING. DID IT HAVE APPLES, BANANAS, PEARS, OR CHERRIES IN IT, AND WAS IT SUGARY? TELL ME IF I WAS RIGHT. 

Mr. Invisible Pig, we prefer that you don't type in all caps. It makes us feel like you're shouting at us, and it's harder to read. So please use upper and lowercase next time. Thank you.

Admin

submitted by TheInvisiblePig, age older than, Why? IS THIS TH
(March 28, 2009 - 7:03 pm)

umm... ok! Hello!

submitted by MaggIe S., age 13, St. Paul, MN :D
(March 29, 2009 - 7:07 am)

I'm betting it's Timothy!

submitted by Jenni T, age 12, Here Now
(March 29, 2009 - 8:12 am)

Well...

submitted by Juror #5
(March 29, 2009 - 9:23 am)

Why'd you ask Paige that? 

submitted by Lena G, age 11
(March 29, 2009 - 1:10 pm)

Because he was saying something about it on another thread.........

submitted by Jenni T, age 12, Nowhere
(March 29, 2009 - 1:34 pm)

Umm... Is this Nathan???  Err, I mean, SCORPION 45??  I, umm, had oatmeal for breakfast.. :)

submitted by Paige
(March 29, 2009 - 1:38 pm)

Sorry, Admins. TheInvisiblePig was trying to make everybody notice.

Shoot! Next time, TheInvisiblePig will ask someone else about their breakfast. TheInvisiblePig, however, will not brook requests for identity. It is run by a top secret organization which almost no one knows about. TheInvisiblePig can only say that if by the 0.01% chance that someone has figured out its identity, that person should immediately destroy any written instances... (kidding)

Whoever wanted to know why TheInvisiblePig asked what Paige had for breakfast, the answer is mostly classified, but it could pertain to a large robbery at a grocery store in Maine recently. If Paige had indeed been eating fruited sugary cereal, it might have been stolen. The FBI, the CIA, and the Russian Mafiya are investigating as TheInvisiblePig types this message.

submitted by TheInvisiblePig, age older than, why? IS THIS TH
(March 29, 2009 - 7:36 pm)

Um, this is sort of weird. Are you someone else on here posting under another name?

submitted by Lena G, age 11
(March 30, 2009 - 7:12 am)

Could you give a real answer? And can you not ask everyone about their breakfasts? And do you think you could explain who you are? Thanks. I'm sorry if this was a little rude, but I just want to know.

submitted by Anonymous
(March 30, 2009 - 11:37 am)

Who the heck is this? WOOOOW... someone is very strange. I bet it's Nathan, but the grammar's too good. Or Scorpion45... where did he go? It's got to be someone who's brilliant enough to think up some kind of piglike character.

submitted by Timothy, age 11, delayed at the
(March 29, 2009 - 7:38 pm)

Maybe.... YOU! :)

Actually, not "Maybe". :)

submitted by Candle
(March 30, 2009 - 7:13 am)

Well, I can tell you now, it's not me!

submitted by MaggIe S. , age 13, St. Paul, MN :D
(March 30, 2009 - 8:58 am)

Tim, it's obviously you, y'know.

#1: you mentioned "the invisible pig" on another thread.

#2: you posted two minutes after the invisible pig.

and #3: you already are known for pigginess, i.e. "I'm being dragged around the world by a giant pig."

AND, your post seems a little too inoccent. SO if it is you, which I'm certain it is, you should go ahead and admit it.

submitted by Jenni T, age 12, Nowhere
(March 30, 2009 - 11:49 am)

I have a sneaking suspicion that Jenni's right. And if you are doing it, please stop.

submitted by Lena G, age 11
(March 30, 2009 - 2:19 pm)

Do you have a problem with TheInvisiblePig posting words of wisdom on CaC? The Russian Mafiya have hacked TheInvisiblePig's computer and may send spies (just kidding).

submitted by TheInvisiblePig, age older than, classified
(March 31, 2009 - 8:18 pm)