I seem to be a little lost. I am a seller of cream puffs and coconut pies (I also sell scissors, muffins, broomsticks, time machines, and purple polka-dotted trombones, but that's beside the point).

What was I saying? Oh yes. I was wandering around cyberspace in my car with my ware, but it broke down and now I'm seem to be stuck here. Oh look, a sign. It says... hmm... Chatterbox.

All righteo, I'm in the Chatterbox. Whatever that might be. While I'm here, would you mind helping me fix my car? For it to opperate properly, I need...

-One strand from a woman's beard

-A tissue used by a rhinocerous

-Two pink striped chicken tenders

-A photograph of the Loch Ness monster

And, hardest of all...

Oh... this will be impossible, I doubt you've ever heard of one, but...

-A pancake.

As you collect these items, would you mind telling me about your adventures to find them? I would love to hear them. Also, would you like to buy a cream puff or a coconut pie? (Or scissors, muffins, broomsticks, time machines, or a purple polka-dotted trombone.) 

Toodles! Please help me!

P.S. You can also try to guess who I am!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!