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It feels like we haven't had one of these for months, so I want to do one. This'll be a little different. I will be the only person asking questions, and I will be choosing a new person every two days.
submitted by S.E.
(September 9, 2015 - 4:28 am)
(September 9, 2015 - 4:28 am)
Alright....
WILL
Please, fasten your seatbelt and prepare for your brain to leak out of your ears!
1) What is the meaning of meatballs?
2) Who is your favorite book character, and what would a conversation with them look like?
3) AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! A gorilla is living in your shower and likes to drink toilet water! What do you do?
(October 22, 2015 - 4:39 pm)
1) Awesomeness. Pure, and whole.
2) Me: OMYGOONESSGRACIOUSTHISIZAWESOME!!!
Harry Potter: Uhhh...
Me:IMTALKINTOHARRYPOTTERIMTALKINTOHARRYPOTTER! WOOHOO!!!
Hary potter: SILENCIO!
Me: !!!
Harry: Much better.
3) Throw bannanas at it until it...runs away or something!
(October 22, 2015 - 8:48 pm)
Herm... I'm terrible at interview questions...
1) A colony of ants is living in your basement. How do you get rid of them/make them feel at home?
2) (you don't have to answer this one if you don't want to) Who's your favorite CBer (that you don't know already) and how would you react to meeting them? (if you don't answer the first part, answer the second part as the person in question being an anonymous CBer.)
3) A black cat crosses your path, then goes in front of you. When you go inside your house, it follows. When you get inside, the house seems to be raining, so you grab an umbrella. People are doing construction on your dining room, and you cross under one of their ladders. You trip on a piece of wood there, smashing into a mirror, which breaks, and the force of the impact also causes a hanging picture to fall from the wall. You happened to be carrying salt in your hand, which tipped onto the floor. You re-hang the picture and at the same time hang a horseshoe with the ends pointing down.
Later that night, during dinner, you decide to kick back a little bit, seeing as it's your last meal on that table. You take off your shoes and place them on the table and tuck in to some Chinese takeout with your friend. You put your chopsticks in the bowl sticking upwards as you give your friend a gift: a pocket knife. They open it, and you close it quickly, worrying the construction workers will think you're threatening them.
After that, you go to a theater to see a production of The Tempest together. You get into a deep discussion about Macbeth, in which you both utter the name aloud. When you walk out after the marvelous show, you find ravens following your solitary self home.
Later, just for fun, you google bad luck omens and click on the first Wikipedia article you see. What do you do?
(October 23, 2015 - 4:42 pm)
Sorry if I wasn't supposed to answer this, I've never actually done one of these before.
1: Umm, I don't go into my basement that much.
2: Well I guess either Katydid because she's really nice and our charries in school drama were BFFs or Nora the Singer because we both like singing. I don't really have that many friends on CB.. If you wanna be friends with me comment on this and we will be official friends! If I met anyone on CB, i'd be really excited and I'd start taking a mile a minute..
3: Decide I don't belive in bad luck since I'd been living with a black cat my whole life and I just got a seventy five dollar gift card to amazon for my birthday and I have all A's in school and I'm friends with every girl in my class and I have nine subscribers on youtube and... Well, the list goes on.
(October 30, 2015 - 5:25 pm)
I would like to be friends with you Joss!
(November 1, 2015 - 8:01 am)
KK thanks!!
(November 1, 2015 - 7:17 pm)
No problemo. It sounded like you need a friend.
(November 2, 2015 - 10:04 am)
I want to be friends!
(November 2, 2015 - 6:40 pm)
Since this doesn't seeem to be aimed at anyone...
1) *walks in with a gas mask, goggles and a fumigation device* EXTERMINATE THEM AND SANITIZE THE BASEMENT.
2) T.O.N. and the meeting would probably consist of me:
a) fangirling
b) begging him to write another ski lodge mystery
c) thanking him for getting me into the Vocaloid fandom
d) fangirling
e) forcing him to listen to Calalini
f) forcing him to review Calalini
g) fangirling
h) did I mention fangirling?
3) Absolutely nothing. Then laugh like crazy because it's such a funny coincidence that all these things happened to me in one day.
(October 31, 2015 - 6:22 pm)
1) I don't. I just move out.
2) Shadow Dragon.
2b) Probably start screaming and fanboying(?) and using a lot of IRL caps lock and generally being horribly awkward. I'd be lucky if SD didn't just turn around and sprint off in the other direction.
3) Eh... say it's all coincidence and pretend I'm fine with it but sleep with the light on that night.
(October 31, 2015 - 7:39 pm)
Thanksabunches S.E.!
(October 22, 2015 - 8:49 pm)
Y'all can write questions, too.....
(October 23, 2015 - 4:51 am)
I would like to be interviewed!!
(October 23, 2015 - 9:26 am)
TOP
(October 25, 2015 - 7:32 pm)
Sorry for the delay. School. Next up.... BOOKSY OWL:
Now Booksy, I know that you must be an owl, so
a) Do you like the color red and why?
b) What is your favorite genre to write and your favorite to read? Why?
c) If an elephant wrapped in palm tree prison bars were to come up to the 38th floor of the shortest building in the world, would you be eating a fluffernutter or a cucumber salad?
(October 30, 2015 - 8:57 pm)