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Katydid (was it Katydid or Savvy? Or Hotairbaloon?) said we needed more fun threads, so here is one! I shall be editor of the Daily Chatterbox News, the first three people to post that they would like to be reporters get the job of reporting, and everyone can "submit" in poems, essays, stories, etc. Advertisements cost one amazing word, such as "Placid, tremulous, grotesque," and all that. Large advertisements cost a whole sentence including lots of amazing words! You may advertise RPs, surveys, grocery stores, bath mats inc, blue shoes inc, virtual lemonade, etc. I will try to post a new day every day!
Please submit stories, poems, etc to this address:
Rose bud
DCBN Editor in Cheif
1111 Awesome Lane
Cricket Country
submitted by Rose bud, age 7moredays, wheretheredferngrows
(August 21, 2015 - 1:12 pm)
(August 21, 2015 - 1:12 pm)
l would like to be a reporter!
(August 21, 2015 - 2:18 pm)
top!
(August 21, 2015 - 2:18 pm)
Wonderful Shadow! Glad you would like to be a reporter. You can still buy ads and submit stuff. Reporters will look for news and write short articles, which they will post here. Once all articles, ads, stories, and poems have been submitted, I will put together a newspaper. You have until this Tuesday to report, submit, and buy ads! Then I will create the newspaper, which will tell you the next amount of time you have to submit again! Not everyone's poems etc. will be published if there are a lot of submissions, but keep trying! I will definitly try to get you in!
(August 21, 2015 - 2:32 pm)
I shall be a reporter!
(August 21, 2015 - 4:56 pm)
Me too!
(August 21, 2015 - 4:16 pm)
This sounds like fun!
l'll post some of my writing later.
P.S. l'm new here, and still figuring things out.
Welcome, Phantom. We're glad you're here.
Admin
(August 21, 2015 - 7:01 pm)
Welcome, Phantom! Volcano wishes to ask of you that, due to your name apparently sounding like "fandom," if you have many. (I decided it was wiser to take a message than to let a hyperactive pyromaniac onto the thread.)
(August 21, 2015 - 8:43 pm)
l do, in fact have many.
(August 22, 2015 - 7:27 pm)
I'd like to purchase an ad. My amazing word is: Atrocious!
(August 21, 2015 - 8:42 pm)
Oh. Picklejuice. Amazing idea!
(August 21, 2015 - 9:03 pm)
(August 22, 2015 - 7:51 am)
I'm advertising one dragonturtle named Turgon.
Guess what folks, I'm selling a young male ice cream-eating dragonturtle.
He's cool, he's great*, he's the one and only......TURGON!!!!!
And guess what.... He's only $100,000,000!!!!!!!!
Come get your Turgon today, before we sell out!
*Hesalsoinsanestupidcrazyfatannoyingloudrambunctious
*Turgon walks by*
HEY, YOU ARE NOT, I REPEAT NOT ALLOWED TOO SELL ME!!!!!!
DID YOU EVER ASK ME IF I WANTED TO BE SOLD? NO YOU DIDN'T. I REFUSE TO MOVE! YOU MAY NOT SELL ME!!!
Dragonrider- Well, sorry folks, I guess I won't be sellin' any Turgons today...
Turgon- YOU SURE WON'T-
Dragonrider- AS I was saying, I won't be selling any Turgons today, but have no fear, I will soon have a new ad.
Heeheeheeheehee *walks away laughing maniacly
Rose Bud, can I have a refund of my word?
(August 22, 2015 - 9:57 am)
Of course! Refunds, as long as they don't get too out-of-hand, are possible!
(August 22, 2015 - 11:00 am)
With my refunded word, I am purchasing a new ad.
SUPER SLIME!!!!
This new product can't be beat, it's Super Slime Time! This slime comes in 5 colors: SuperSewage Green, SuperLiver Brown, SuperMoldy yellow-green SuperAmazinglyDisgusting Orange, and SuperRottenPotato blue.
-Shape It!
You can create amazing sculptures out of it! But remember not to get to attached to your artwork, because you'll want to make lots of new creations afterwards!*
- Play With It!
If you want something to throw, squeeze, or bounce, Super Slime is for you! Play catch with friends, squeeze the slippery gloop, or bounce it all over the place. Be careful when throwing or bouncing your slime though. If it splatters against the wall, t won't have the same quality as before!**
- Log in for Bonuses!
Look up Dragon's SuperSlime Awesomeness and enter the code from the top left corner of your box of slime for an awesomely super bonus!!!***
Don't hesitate, get your SuperSlime today! Just $5 a box plus $200 processing and handling!
*Also, your sculptures wil fall apart after 5 minutes
**Your walls will also not have the same quality as before. SuperSlime will leave a huge stain that eventually causes cracks in the walls
***We won't tell you what that bonus is. You have to find out for yourself MWA HA HA HA HAAAA!!!!
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So, that's my ad. Just an FYI, the end, where the footnote things are is the part where the person in the commercial would be talking really fast and trying to make sure you don't hear much of the bad part.
(August 22, 2015 - 4:22 pm)
Can I be a reporter? Can I do a story? I would still like to do it. Here's a story.
Yesterday at 13 o'clock a Toad named Timmy crashed a car into his Yurt. He is now without a home, and is looking for someone to keep him in their house until he can find a new one.
"He just ran it over with his Toadoyta," said a neighbor, who would like his name to be kept confidential. I can't give him a house because he is so picky he only wants to rent in a yurt. Toads these days."
More as it develops.
(August 22, 2015 - 6:00 pm)