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Quotes!

So most people have collections right? But my collection is of quotes. I have about 500 quotes saved to my computer and I'm constantly finding and coming up with more! So why not make a thread? Rules;

1. You're quotes don't hve to be funny (although I prefer funny ones)

2. Be niceeeee

3. umm..... hi!!

So lets start!

~ "Partying is almost the same thing as killing"

~ "Why are all scary movies in scary places like hospitals and jails? I want a scary movie in Walmart! 'clean up on aisle 13!' 'but sir! there is no aisle 13!!' DUN DUN DUNNNN!"

~ "Why is my dog getting married?"

~ "You'll understand when your younger."

~ "When life gives you lemons throw them back and demnd cupcakes!"

~ "When life gives you lemons squeeze them in people's eyes."

~ "Did you know your a weirdo freak?"

~ "Was she a tomboy or did he want to be a girl?"

~ "blah blah blah and other intellegent words."

YAY!