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Hark! I beest Aibhilhin (pronounced Aveleen) Ni'Ruarc! Welcome to Ye Medieval Times Virtual Faire! Here I shall allow three people to create their own shops as long as they speakst with a medieval tone! This beeth like a virtual renaissance faire (methinks I mayst have spelled that wrong) and it shall be fun! We shalt talk with our name followed by a parentheses. NOTE: thou must makst a medieval name. NO ALTER EGO KNAVES! 

submitted by Aibhilhin , age Ni' Ruarc
(May 11, 2015 - 4:18 pm)

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Hark! Tis I, Gwenivere! (GWEN-a-VERE) I own thy magik shoppe and live over yonder neare thy castle! I ame one of thy three persons takeing parts in the Faire! I ame relates to thy fairies of goode magik and love a good tale! Buy anythinge you woulde like!

submitted by Luna/Gwen, age 11, Hogwarts/Faire
(May 11, 2015 - 5:16 pm)

ONE: If thou add'st "e" to the end of various words, that dost NOT make it medieval. Do not do that.

TWO: There beest NO magic in this faire, this is a RENAISSANCE FAIRE, not a fantasy faire! 

THREE: Lady Gwen, I have correcte thine letter:

Hark! Tis I, Gwenivere! (GWEN-a-VERE) I ownest a shoppe and live over yonder neare thine castle! I am one of thine three persons taking part in the Faire! I am related to thine fairies of good magick and love a good tale! Buy anything you would like! 

(And thou art not related to fairies, though that makst an intersting tale.) 

submitted by Aibhilhin
(May 11, 2015 - 10:30 pm)

WELL then! *clears throat* Maybe I can leave then. I don't really know anything about adding 'e's. OR DO I!! dun dun DUNNNN!

submitted by Luna, age 11, Hogwarts
(May 12, 2015 - 6:13 pm)

Greeting! I am Lady Rowan Maria of the Vale of Mist. My shop lies over past the blacksmith's. Come and see the fine wares, the best in the town. Thou shall not regret it.

P.S. I really be Shadow Dragon.

P.P.S. I hath never visted a medeval faire before. What dosth lie in wait for me? 

submitted by Lady Rowan Maria, age Alive!, Vale of Mist
(May 12, 2015 - 4:39 pm)

It is I, Ammaryllisse! (Somebody, who isn't very good at medieval naming) 

Thou shalt not finde warese finere thanne mine, methinks. I have the fineste wardonys (pears) and powdrs, fort and swete, in the kingdom.

I have entommed the altere aegos of mine in the dankkest dungeones. 

In thesse meddival aygys, speling was notte standardizedde. Alsoe, I ownne a cookery booke that hasse entrys from thesse aygys. I mayst stilll notte be the bestte att speaking inn a meddival tonn. 

submitted by Ammaryllisse, A.K.A. Somebody
(May 12, 2015 - 9:36 pm)

It is I, Ammaryllisse! (Somebody, who isn't very good at medieval naming) 

Thou shalt not finde wares finer than mine, methinks. I have the finest wardonys (pears) and powders, fort(?) and sweet, in the kingdom.

I have entombed the alter egoes of mine in the dankest dungeons. 

In these medieval ages, spelling was not standardized. Also, I own a cookery booke that has entrys from these ages. I mayst still not be the beste at speaking in a medieval tone. 

 

SOMEBODY: I understandeth that spelling wast not standardized, but adding random letters is not tha proper way to do it, mistress! Add e's to the end of NOUNS. ONLY NOUNS, MAIDEN! 

 

 

submitted by MEDIEVAL SPELLING , AND GRAMMAR POLICE
(May 14, 2015 - 2:14 pm)

Spelling WASN'T standardized. I have a cookbook with excerpts from ACTUAL MEDIEVAL COOKBOOKS, and it spells it swete in some. I can spell it however I want!  

submitted by Somebody, age Who cares, Various places
(May 14, 2015 - 9:52 pm)

Yeah! We rebel! :)

submitted by Luna, age 11, Hogwarts
(May 22, 2015 - 4:59 pm)