Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

(looks around at the wreckage)

(face turns ashen)

THAT. IS . IT.

(grabs MP and BLASTER by the ear, yanking them back in)

(pats St.owl on the back)

(shakes Somebody by the shoulders very roughly)

(everyone gasps)

SOMEBODY, GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE CBER!!! I AM NOT LETTING YOU LEAVE AND IT'S MY FAULT THIS HAPPENED, SO JUST GET BACK IN HERE AND NO I'M NOT LETTING YOU LEAVE! ADMINS DON'T UNCAPS THIS! GET. OVER. HERE. I WAS JUST USING YOU AS AN EXAMPLE. STOP. TALKING. ABOUT. LEAVING. OR I WILL FREEZE YOU AND CHUCK YOU INTO CYBERSPACE.