Before we faded

Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

Before we faded

Before we faded out of existence, we made this...

Guys, sorry. I went too far. Have a nice life.

-Somebody

I can't believe I'm saying this, but... I'm sorry. For being a jerk, off being obsessed with Queendom, all of it.

-Agent Nightcat

I was never as shallow as you thought I was...

-DNA code

Masked Piester, I apologize for existing. I'm not being sarcastic either. I ruined you.

-Shifting Sands

Ecoe.

-Fruit Basket 

See you all on the other side.

submitted by Somebody, and Alters
(March 26, 2015 - 11:49 pm)

*Gasps, sobs, runs*

None of this was your fault, okay? None of it!!!

Saint Owl: Yeah. Seriously, I can't believe I'm saying this, but you're cool. I liked you. And Agent made a good ally. We had fun trying to attack DNA.

Devil Owl: DNA.... is leaving? You're leaving? No way! Come back!

St.Owl: SOMEBODY, LISTEN, AND ADMINS PLEASE KEEP THIS ON CAPS. BECAUSE IF I WAS IN PERSON, I WOULD BE SHOUTING AT YOU.

   NONE OF THIS IS YOUR FAULT AND EVERYONE LIKED YOU. YOU LEAVING WOULD BREAK MY HEART. I AM LITERALLY ABOUT TO CRY AS I TYPE THIS. DURING THE SHORT TIME WE WERE TOGETHER, I GOT TO KNOW YOU, AND YOU ARE REALLY AWESOME. YOU HAVE LOTS OF SPUNK. SO SEEING YOU BEING SO IDIOTIC AS TO THINK ANY OF THIS IS YOUR FAULT IS A) NOT LIKE YOU AND B) BREAKING MY HEART.

SO YOU STAY HERE. I AM NOT KIDDING, THIS IS REALLY SERIOUS. NEITHER ME NOR MY ALTER EGOS ARE JOKING. THERE WILL BE A BIG GAPING HOLE IN MY HEART AND IN THE CB IF YOU LEAVE.

  *runs off to cry*

 

submitted by St.Owl, age Recarnated, Everywhere
(March 27, 2015 - 4:17 pm)

Top please. I want this open for discussion.

St. Owl, sorry but MASKED PIESTER IS MORE NECESSARY. Do you think I WANT to leave? These are the worst tears I've ever had. Changing interests have opened a rift in the Chatterbox already. If I stay, I'll have to get rid of my alter egos. No one likes them.

Agent: The Owls like us....

Somebody: True. But no one else does. Guys, I kind of feel like an unnecessary part of the CB. Masked has been on forever. She is vital. I'm not. If she won't stay on because of me I won't stay. For the good of the Chatterbox. 

submitted by Top person, age Topteen, Land of Tops
(March 27, 2015 - 6:17 pm)

Oh my freaking gosh, Somebody, you're stubborn! Listen to me: There have been 3 callback threads already. Plus a million people are saying they want you back.

We've agreed, I think, that we'll just get rid of the alter egos. That's it.

So Somebody? I promise, it wasn't your fault. So come back.

submitted by St.Owl, age Recarnated, Grieving
(March 27, 2015 - 8:20 pm)

St., can't you tell? This isn't just about MP anymore.

 

Somebody: You will go too.

Agent: No.

Somebody: Agent, please.

DNA: You aren't the boss of us!

Somebody: Yes. I am.

Agent: But we know how to sever the bond.

Shifting: O Continuity! Make us all separate beings! 

*unearthly, demonic screaming*

When the smoke clears, the Alter egos are on the ground. "I'm free," Agent says. "I'm free... at last." On the final word, she raises her head, and the crazed, psychotic gleam in her vivid green eyes that has been suppressed for so long is brought out to its full.

TO BE CONTINUED! Dun dun dun!

DISCLAIMER: From this moment forth, I am not responsible for anything my Alters do.  

submitted by Somebody, age Who cares, Various places
(March 28, 2015 - 12:04 am)

See Inkwell for continuation.

submitted by Another messenger
(March 28, 2015 - 7:54 pm)

(whispers) MP will probably be back someday... please don't go!

submitted by Brookeira
(March 28, 2015 - 8:56 am)

Aw... I had posted this awesome alter ego detachment last... 12 am and now it isn't anywhere. Dangit. 

 

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submitted by Somebody, age Who cares, Various places
(March 28, 2015 - 10:18 am)