Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

Joe the Stickfiddler is coming back to the Chatterbox, but he has decided that he will post under an ensemble of psuedonyms. He decided to do this thinking that it would be best not to be himself, in order to avoid falling into the trap of discussing all the teen melodrama with which he is engulfed daily.

I am Rubber Maggot, the first of these aliases. I am a Maggot, and I am made of Rubber. I was bought by a young girl at a store for ten cents. Then I was neglected and now I sit under the bed, waiting to be rescued, along with the iPhone that the girl also had but then lost. I have heard her mother screaming at her about it. Meanwhile, I am using my little Rubber Maggot appendages to post from the iPhone, but I fear the day when the battery will run out. That seems to be taking an awful long time... I've been under here with it about six weeks, but it's still only at 80%.

Weird.

You can recognize one of Joe's aliases by the typical "(blah) Vortex" in the location field.