BOW BEFORE ME!!!!!

Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

BOW BEFORE ME!!!!!

BOW BEFORE ME!!!!!

I am your new master, Devil Owl, but you shall call me MASTER. Because I have come to take over the CB!!!

Now, I know what you're thinking: How did this alter ego get loose? What is an owl doing telling us to bow to him? Well, I AM A SUPREME POWER!!!!! I have BRUSSELS SPROUTS! And BROCCOLI!!!! And MUSHROOMS! Yes, FEEL THE TERROR!!!!!

Yep, I'm new. Totally new. And when I'm new, you know what I do? COME, SEE, AND CONQUER.  Right now I've come. I've seen. AND NOW I WILL CONQUER!!!!! BOW BEFORE ME, SMALL MORTALS!!!!!!!!! FOR I AM IMMORTAL AND THE AWESOMEST PERSON-OWL IN THE WORLD AND I WILL BE YOUR NEW MASTER!!!!!!!!

submitted by Devil Owl
(February 14, 2015 - 10:23 am)

Bottom, meaningless thread!!

submitted by bottom
(February 14, 2015 - 11:17 am)

INSULTING! My alter ego was just trying to introduce him- I mean herself!!! Princess Peackok did that too and no one said anything about it!!!!!! >:{

submitted by St.Owl, age 10, NY
(February 14, 2015 - 4:59 pm)

Shoo shoo, bottom! Rudeness isn't allo- okay, sorda. But still.

submitted by Squeak
(February 18, 2015 - 10:57 am)