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Hello, I am the Merchant, an eccentric Time Lord who sells TT-Capsules, or "TARDISes" as some call them.
THE PRODUCT
TARDIS stands for Time And Relative Dimensions In Space. However, the standard name for a TARDIS is TT-Capsule. But TARDIS is a much prettier name, don't you think? The machines are bigger on the inside, have living souls, blend in with their surroundings, and can travel anywhere in time and space. I sell a great many, both new and used, and occasionally modify them to make them much much cooler.
LISTINGS
A full listing of what I currently have for sale.
NEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Type 80 TT-Capsule
900 Pandaks
This is a smooth ride. The inside looks like a king's palace and has several Scanners on the walls designed to look like windows. Also has:
• A tea machine in the kitchen
• A humongous fishtank full of Gallifreyan fish
• Ten bedrooms, all with King-Size Beds
• A fully functioning chameleon circuit with 600,000,000 possible disguises to choose from the matrix
• Fully functioning Blue Stabilisers, dematerialisation circuit, and all other standard circuits
USED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Type 10 TT-Capsule
250 Pandaks
First ever model of TARDIS produced. For the vintage lover. Also:
• No chameleon circuit. Appears to be an advertising column.
• No functioning Blue Stabilisers
• Developed before Time Lords figured out how to make slices of real time and space. Not bigger on the inside.
• Dematerialisation circuit is a bit dodgy. Needs constant maintenance.
• Stamped with the legendary Mark of Rassilon's Manufacturing Approval, making it worth an extra 50 Pandaks
• No special features. Nothing inside except a really really cramped space and quite a lot of levers. Suggested as a collector's item, not reccomended for any actual travel.
Wow! That's actually... all, I have, for sale! Only two TARDISes! I buy them, too, you know, so if you'd like to sell me some... let me know and name your price!* And, I also trade TARDISes, so long as the one you want to trade is of equivalent or higher value.
*I may not be able to pay you the entirety of the named price. I only have 50 Pandaks.
submitted by The Merchant, age 340, Gallifrey
(June 4, 2014 - 10:21 am)
(June 4, 2014 - 10:21 am)
(June 7, 2014 - 11:16 am)
(June 8, 2014 - 2:34 pm)
WHY?!?!!! Why is NO ONE REPLYING???
(June 10, 2014 - 8:26 am)
You are intelligent. You are compatible. You will be upgraded. You will be like us.
(June 10, 2014 - 4:16 pm)
(June 13, 2014 - 5:06 pm)
This looked interesting, but finals :P 11 more days of school... I can bear it.
Whoa, and why the huge space? Anywho, I would like to sell you a TARDIS I found recently:
A rare Type 40 TT-Capsule Mark 4 with the Chameleon Circuit. It is set to default to look like a engraved door, but you can change that if you want. In the inside, it looks like a colossal tree, carved with wood and everything. It has some platforms in the main area or control room too. Oh, and it currently has 8 bedrooms and 4 other rooms that shift and change according to who is in the room. I think that is all. Cost... hm... I'd say about 1200 Pandaks.
(June 14, 2014 - 4:16 pm)
Sold! Now I owe one of my friends 1150 Pandaks. Sheesh.
(June 25, 2014 - 3:10 pm)
Toppy
(June 25, 2014 - 3:18 pm)
EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!!!!!
(July 15, 2014 - 12:04 pm)
really? I was going to do that!
(June 8, 2015 - 3:04 pm)
I'll buy the type 80 TT capusle.
*Checks pocket for money* No. Those are my real coins. Ah. There are my leprechaun coins! Here you go. Thank you for the TARDIS. Now I must be off, for I think the darlik (I spelled that like garlic, didn't I?) is coming our way.
Now to the land of OZ!!!!!!!!!!!
(December 11, 2014 - 11:07 pm)
I thought there was only 1 TARDIS left in the universe!
(May 10, 2015 - 9:40 am)
Moistruize me!
(June 8, 2015 - 3:05 pm)