@The Rantstaurant

I'd like a large table. Um, very large. The biggest one you have... 

@ Ranstuarant

Medium sized. 

A 'flapjack'. WHAT IN THE WORLD IS A FLAPJACK? ITS A PANCAKE!!!  Flapjack was just some jerk named Jack's idea to try and steal the thunder from this delicious breakfast classic. Is there anything that would differentiate a flapjack from a pancake? Let's think, what do you put on flapjacks? Hmmm. SYRUP, the same exact syrup that you put on pancakes...THAT'S WHY ITS CALLED PANCAKE SYRUP!!! I mean, come on, no one ever calls it "flapjack sauce"!  Seriously, it's a pancake--it's in a pan, and it's essentially a basic cakish recipe...'pan-cake!' I understand that a flapjack has some kind of tie into the great North American past time of lumberjacking, so I will make an exception, that if you are one of the 12 remaining lumberjacks on the continent, fine, in your logging camp ONLY, you may refer to them as flapjacks. Don't show up in the local pancake restaurant and start throwing out your lumberjacking slang like some douche that just got back from England and starts referring to his friends as "mates"!!!

P.S. I'll order a PANCAKE.

Rant size: medium

Ok, so I'm on this other writing group website. And I really like talking to other writers like on here, but a newbie joined today and everytime I suggest something to him, he's like "No, I don't mean that. No, that's not right. No, I don't want it that way." And you know, I'm trying to help him!? It's just really frustrating because I was explaining the "phoenix process" in each story. Like how Harry Potter or Esperanza in "Esperanza Rising" has nothing, then gets everything, loses it, or vice versa. He wouldn't accept it, thinking it's too "cliche" and wanted the MC to remain static throughout the whole novel. I told him the audience doesn't look for that, and he's refusing it. I even suggested for one of his sentences, and the answer, of course, is no. It's just frustrating to be around this guy when he wants feedback from his story, and gah! ): *sigh* Help please?

Hello, Rant Restaurant! I'd like to order a table. A large one. 

So. I'm collaberating on stuff. Yay. You may remeber a long time ago when I made a whole thread about how much I wanted to collaberate on a comic.... WRTIERS DON'T GET IT!!! What I mean is, HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO TAKE YOUR MOVIE SCRIPT AND TURN IT INTO A COMIC!? Okay, they're similar. But I wish you could just bother to break it into panels for me! Or the person doing the storyboards?! Hasn't even picked up a pencil. THE AUTHORS are suppose to do the first storyboards. So much for that, lazy authors.

I'm sorry. I'm just collaberating with someone who doesn't understand how to collaberate on comics.

I AM A WRITER TOO. I have, up until today, given you NO advice on your writing and NOT CRITIQUED it at all, and when I do, you point out I'M ONLY SUPPOSE TO PROVIDE ART. Not true. Because of lack of storyboards, I have to convert the WHOLE THING into comics with no idea what it should look like and almost all of my drafts geting rejected.

I've heard about this before. Where the artist can't work with the author hovering over their shoulder. "No, he's not suppose to look like that!" He. Every single one of the eight some characters is male. I treasure gender-equality and this ticks me off more than anything else. One of the characters calls the other one sexist BUT THEY'RE ALL MEN! THE AUTHOR IS THE SEXIST ONE!

Okay. Okay. Calming down. I have to go, but I might have to talk about this later and explain it furture. 

Hello, Rantstaurant Staff. I'd like to order a table in between small and medium. Thank you. *begins screaming at the top of lungs*

PEOPLE. EVERYONE ON PLANET EARTH except maybe like twelve people that I can stand.

GRARGHAFLARGENFLARGLEGRARGHERGRARGHGRARGH

So we murder animals and chop down trees and burn forests and create global warming and we destroy animals' habitats and we pollute the water and we pollute the air and we make big cities and we destroy the landscape and we scheme and we plot and we devise, but it all ends up to nothing, nothing that actually helps the situation because we don't care about the situation, don't care that little by little we're destroying the planet we call home. All we care about is ourselves.

BECAUSE

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and sure there're some people that run wildlife conservatories and there're some people that love animals and birds and read books and don't rot their brains out like the majority of children do. There're most of the people on the CB which I can stand, and I've never even posted before but here's a rant so does that tell you anything about me? I'm totally negative about most things but those kinds of people listed a few sentences above that run wildlife stuff and stuffs and things and junk they are good people. I like them.

Gahd bye.