"How to defeat pangolin"

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Here's what it says

I'm sorry, pangolins are an endangered species, so we canno't tell you how to defeat them.

Well, I knew THAT but... looks like you're protected, pangolin. Which means I'll have to think of new ways to defeat you... MWHAHAHAHAHA 

yeet.

you have been yaught. or yoten. one of the two.

Why is everyone so determined to win lately grrrrrr

*realizes that I have been yeeted*

oh brother

*sigh* 

"I don't want to rule the universe. I just think it could be more sensibly organized." — Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, Eliezer Yudkowsky

*wins*

BLERG

Winning time! I unleash snowflakes to make everything prettier, including my throne!

I hope you enjoyed your 13 hours of winning, Moon Wolf, 'cause here I come

*blasts in with a swirling blizzard*

*freezes you into an ice statue*

*builds a snowman* 

MWAHAHAHAHA!!! I'M WINNING!!!

why is it so hard just to stay winning grrrrr

Y'all are starting to REALLY annoy me... I WILL DEFEAT YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL

*reaches in bag*

*pulls out a ball of yarn*

Huh. Okay. Hmmm... you have shown my your WEAKNESS

*throws it at Wildwolf*

*Shakes bag*

*cat falls out*

MWHAHAHA ATTACK FEARSOM KITTY!!!

*Cat jumps at the ball of yarn, which is at Wildwolf's feet*

*Wildwolf goes into a sneezing rage*

Winning...!!! 

NOT HAPPENING HAWKSTAR

*SNARL*

*pelts you with more adorable kittens* 

*pushes through sea of kittens*

Winning!